I will see your shame and raise you self-loathing

I can completely relate to this article on the precarious nature of the modern dating scene.

I can relate to being blown off in text messages and emails. I have had a bad internet date. I have never been the accomplice to infidelity so I have one up on this guy. He is right though. The whole scene has become predatory. Lots of women seem out for blood these days. I have hunted mountain lions that are more merciful than modern day ladies.

It seems that in the war of the sexes, women have gone nuclear.

In fact this article gives me hope. I am better looking than this guy. My problem is that I can not approach a woman. I would think I am a pretty good catch. I am in law school, can cook very well, am free of all major diseases, have a budding political career, and know how to treat women.

Every time I am out I see lots of ladies I find attractive. I am just unsure how to approach them.
Ladies riddle me this: How should I approach a woman I find attractive without looking like some sort of slimeball?

My sentiments exactly

John Derbyshire on the Middle East.

He is of course right: "We can't ignore the damn loathsome filthy accursed place."

I wish we could. That is the only reason that I support less dependence on Mid-East oil. I don't give a damn about the environment, I just hate having to depend on the Arabs for our energy. I would love to let the savages in the Middle East tear each other apart. If we did not have to worry about the hurt feelings of the Arabs we could turn the Israelis loose to purge the Middle East of the barbarians.

I am tired of being told what the Arab street thinks. They are nothing more than illiterate animals and perverts who want to kill Westerners to avenge Muslim defeats that occurred hundreds of years ago.

Chris Bell: a giant idiot

Check out this new commercial for Texas Dimocratic gubernatorial candidate Chris Bell.

Freaky huh?

The gall of this man, putting his arm around Sam Houston.

I hear the next ad will have Chris Bell battling MechaGodzilla in the middle of Houston.

I love the part of the commercial where Bell suggests that we should be "preparing our kids for college, not to take standardized tests." I seem to remember having to take a standardized test to get into college.

I hate the whole "teaching to the test" screed that teachers and administrators cry about. Isn't every teacher "teaching to the test" at some point?

The tests are not arbitrary. They are meant to ensure that kids are learning basic skills in math, reading, and science. If teachers are teaching to the test are they not just teaching basic skills?

That one line shows right where the loyalties of Chris Bell lie. He is obviously in the pocket of the socialist teacher's union.

The teachers oppose these test for two reasons. First of all they expose how incompetent they are. If they are not teaching children basic skills in math and reading the test will show it. The second reason is that the tests are objective measures. The Lefty ideology of the teacher's groups hates the idea of objective standards. They want to teach children to feel and express themselves because they can never be wrong there. They fear Truth and objectivity because both expose deficiency. To do such a thing would harm the "self esteem" of teachers and students and make them feel bad.

We need to destroy the public school system and rebuild it from the ground up. That may sound harsh but I am like the doctor who saw the disease and was brave enough to prescribe poison.

What we are fighting

Photo from Reuters

This photo was snapped outside the Israeli consulate in New York.

Notice the sign in the background. It says "Islam will Dominate" and has a picture of the White House with a Muslim flag flying over it.

Also note the swastika inside the Star of David on the poster in the foreground. These people are not in the Middle East. These are people living on the east side. These are Americans or at least immigrants.

Just think about it: Islam will dominate. Islam will dominate.

Do you want that to happen?

This war is not about Muslim poverty, Palestinian rights, or the War on Terror. It is about a bunch on 7th century perverts trying to assuage their thousand year old humiliation by the West. I await the voice of moderate Muslims to silence these people, but I am beginning to suspect that all adherents of Islam are nothing more than mindless savages.

Islam will Dominate.

The Dims might begin to "argue about whether it’s time to argue about important arguments"

Jonah Goldberg examines the motivations behind the anti-Lieberman hysteria and also touches on the general lack of ideas on the Left.

He makes some good points but nothing ground breaking. We all know that the only thing that keeps the Left/Far Left/Communist Big Tent together is a deep love of hating George W. Bush and Republicans in general.

Dim voters show up to the polls simply to prove that they are opposed to the War on Terror, hate Republicans, and are still committed to the class war. That about sums up the Dim agenda.

I have always disagreed with the assertion that the Left does not have any ideas. They have plenty of ideas. The problem is that their ideas are so unpalatable to the American people that they have to describe them in pleasant sounding euphemisms.

Let's catalogue just a small portion of their double speak:

-using the term "right to choose," "reproductive rights," or "women's rights" when they really mean abortion. If their is nothing wrong with abortion why do the Dims so rarely use the word? They like to use the word "rights" because no one wants to be seen opposing rights.

-using the term "social justice" as a catchphrase for stoking envy, playing the race card, bullying private concerns, and attacking anyone who does not subscribe to their radical ideology.

-using terms such as "opposing imperialism" to give a pass to savages around the world when they commit horrendous acts.

We all know what they want to do anyway.

The Dims want the following:

-to kill as many babies as possible through abortion. They love abortion for two reasons: 1. They see every abortion performed as a blow for women's rights, and 2. they are committed to a population phobia that manifests itself in a manner that is red in tooth and claw.

-to raise taxes in a childish attempt to get even with those they see as "rich."

-turn America's children over to the hapless bunch of incompetents called teachers because most of the people who go into teaching are too stupid to see through the liberal brainwashing they received in school. They then use the schools as houses of propaganda and brainwashing.

-use the courts to advance a social agenda that is not only unpopular but detrimental to the nation.

-turn American foreign policy over to the tin pot dictators, mullahs, communists, criminals, and fascists over at the UN.

-surrender the initiative in the War on Terror to the barbarian jihadists.

As I have said hundreds of times, the stakes are clear. Either we purge the liberals from our nation or we will witness the collapse of the United States and the West.

I defy anyone to read this without tears

George Will reflects on the dementia that stole his mothers spirit before taking her life.

It is poetic and beautiful because it is so profoundly human.

In an article full of beauty this quote stood out for me:

"The aging that conquered Louise was, like war, a mighty scourge, and, like war, elicited nobility from those near its vortex. The nearest was Fred Will, who died eight years ago, at the end of his ninth decade. "

Will finishes with the story of his father's struggle with his wife's fading memory. I guess that part effected me because you could genuinely feel the love in the poetry Fred Will wrote his wife.

I want to love and be loved like that.

Good night friends.

Update: It was raining aliens

Back in March I posted this: It's raining men...I mean aliens.

Here is an update on the story.

Well an analysis of mysterious particles found in the samples of "red rain" have revealed some interesting things. Experiments have shown that the DNA-less cell like structures can reproduce even in superheated water.

Scientists suggests that these are some form of super adapted space microbe.

See the WordBearer keeps track of even his most bizarre stories.

Angry rant #131

No links here baby.

I want to rant for a little while about the whole situation in the Middle East. Folks, I am sorry to say this, but we are seeing the beginning of World War III. The Hitler of this war is of course the lovely president of Iran. I think his name is Frank or Steve or something like that. It is obvious to anyone that he is the one provoking all this.

Of course there has been the usual chorus of libs and Dims on TV with the same talking points. They all claim that Iraq has sapped our strength and made us unable to deal with Iran and North Korea. We all know that if the US had attacked Iran rather than Iraq all the libs would be yelling" why did you go after Iran when Saddam is the bigger threat?" Same goes for if we had attacked North Korea.

The simple point is that we are faced with three dangerous foes just like in the 40's. The difference is that our allies lack the spine necessary to take on these threats. The Brits are a sad shadow of their former selves. The French have never been much use in anything more violent than an orderly surrender. The Germans have become nothing more than a loose collection of porn addicts, socialists, and nihilists.

The only way to wake up the sniffling hordes of Europe would be for a nuclear bomb to detonate in one of their cities. Most of them believe that the terrorists have a beef with the US and that they are safely under the radar. This is not true. The rage over the Danish cartoons is proof of their hatred of the West. The jihad will reach the shores of Norway, Ireland, and Brazil eventually. I know Brazil is not in Europe but I guarantee that soon you will see Islamic terror cells cropping up in South America. This war is not about Palestine, the US War on Terror, or poverty in the Middle East. This is about jihad. Our enemies want to make a world wide caliphate.

The stakes are clear people. There is no room for negotiation. The survival of the West is at stake.

The West needs to invade Muslim countries and bring order. We need to go Roman on their asses. If they resist then we destroy every bit of infrastructure, kill all who get in our way, destroy their shrines, and salt the very earth on which they stand. Either we end the war our way or it will be ended for us.

75 simple questions for liberals

Hat tip to KLo at the Corner on this one.

Greg Gutfeld over at the Huffington Post counters Lefty Ellisberg's talking points by proposing 75 of his own. I have culled the best of them and posted them below. For the full list click the link above. Print these out, put them in your pocket, and demand that every liberal you meet answer them.

-Why isn't Air America successful?
- Can you come up with one good thing America has done in its entire history?
-Is manmade lightning burning the ozone hole?
- Can you come up with a single realistic solution for Iraq, other than saying it was a mistake?
-Can you advocate any kind of strategy that counters the absolute threat of terrorism?
- What can Democrats do other than complain (and come up with dumb questions that, in fact, are complaints)?
- Can you admit Al Franken isn't that funny?
- IF 'dissent is patriotic' then why are you guys being so brutal to Joe Lieberman for dissenting from you on Iraq?
- If gay marriage is such a slam dunk civil right, why did you sit on your asses while Clinton AND Gore came up with and signed the Defense of Marriage Act?
- If you take away your anger toward Republicans, is there anything left?
- Can you explain globalization and why it's bad without sounding like a gibbering idiot?
- What's it like taking the bus?
- How many plasma TVs have you purchased over the last 5 years of economic depression?
-Is the US attack on terrorism really just an excuse for racial profiling?
- Do you hate old ladies who say "god bless you" when you sneeze?
- Isn't it amazing how everyone I know thinks all the same things are really, really bad - and isn't it amazing that that coincidence has nothing to do with the uniformity in bias of the news venues you choose to use?
-could you talk to a Marine without secretly knowing he or she knows you're on thin ice?
-Is Al Franken patenting the pubic hair and Elmer's glue cure for baldness, or is he just keeping the idea to himself?
- What's the official reason Cindy Sheehan doesn't HuffPost anymore?
-Is 'progressive' the best euphemism you've got?
-Would you reject any life-saving drug if it was tested on animals?
-How come all of you were suspicious of Arianna when she was a Republican yet think her aspirations now that she's a 'progressive' are based upon deep conviction?
-What's your favorite color of gardener?
- If we all print out Ellisberg's questions how many trees will that kill?
- And aren't trees a defense against global warming? And so why are you trying to kill all of us
-If a tornado hit your home would you blame Bush?
- If your wife blew the pool guy would you blame Bush?
-Do you feel good when bad stuff happens to America? Are you stuck in that horrible little place that prevents you from feeling anything positive about the country you call home?
- Are israeli soldiers more contemptible than terrorists?
-would you care what Alec Baldwin has to blog, if he wasn't Alec Baldwin?
-Like, what if he was Stephen Baldwin?
-Or Daniel Baldwin?
-do you still think Reagan was wrong on the Soviet Union?
- While we harp on the ills of Sen. Joseph McCarthy and the harm he did to America, do we practice McCarthyism on those we disagree with politically?
-How did we come to hate the President of the United States more than Saddam Hussein and bin-Laden?
- Could it be because you can't admit you're very scared about Islamic Extremism and know these guys are dead serious and don't negotiate, and framing a Republican as evil incarnate is easier to grapple with?
-How did we find it better to foment hatred for our own country instead of focusing on fanatics bent on destroying it?
-Could it be possible that your 'all Republicans are stupid or evil' schtick from bumpersticker to watercooler to cocktail chatter causes everyone else to feel very uncomfortable, but they just chalk up your rudeness to a simple mind?
- What the hell did Noam Chomsky do to not be invited to blog for free at the HuffPo?
- Why do Fox newscasters always have great legs?
-And I am not simply refering to Shepard Smith.
-Did you know that satellite imagery reveals that Barbara Boxer is actually a lemur?
- Was the fourth of July just another day that you still can't wear shorts in public?
- how did it come that you have more in common with al zarqawi than Bill Frist?
- Do you really think the troops believe your 'I Support the Troops' mantra?
- do you really think anyone bought your compassion for New Orleans when once the Bush bashing capital was spent - you stopped caring?
-Do you think manipulating the spelling of words so they imply something sinister suggests a level of intelligence only slightly higher than mental retardation?
- Do you still think Robin Williams is funny? Did you ever think Whoopi Goldberg was?
-Do black jeans really go with a tweed sport coat?
- Anyone heard from Tookie lately?
- I keep sending him cookies. Tookie cookies.
- Where are Tookie's kids books on Amazon these days?
-Why aren't my books considered childrens books? Who do I have to kill?
- Where are the lesbians?
- How is the impeachment coming?
-it's 112 degrees in Iraq. That's got to make you happy in some way, right?
-why is it that Robert Novak aged better than Robert Redford?
-why do leftwingers after the age of fifty wear lots of buttons and suspenders?
-do you think JFK would approve of Michael Moore?
-do you think RFK would approve of Teddy Kennedy?
-do you think Teddy Kennedy would approve of reduced fat Pringles?
-how do you feel when all that effort invested in Plame turned out to be the biggest waste of time ever?
-can I have Cindy Sheehan's fishing hat?
-is the Sheehan-type hysteria that defines the left simply a function of Baby Boomers collectively knowing that their progeny have no intention of carrying on their philosophical and political legacy when they (soon) pass?
-or is it just gas?
-what is the worst personal experience you have had in the economically depressed BushCo police state?
-It was that bad taco wasn't it?

"You going to eat Allah that omelet?"

A Kazakh chicken has laid an egg that seems to have the word "Allah" inscribed on it in Arabic.

Local villagers believe that the egg will not rot, unlike muslim civilization.

Jesus was unavailable for comment because he was busy appearing on a pancake in Oklahoma City.

Explain to me why there are no treason charges for this

I was at a Barnes & Noble today, just browsing, and I caught sight of this little tome.


10 Reasons Not to Join the Military

The contributors are people like Cindy Sheehan, or as she is also known, this generations Axis Sally. Of course I am sure that Axis Sally had a fact checker.

I skimmed the book and there were such wonderful chapters like : "You Could Die" and "You Could be Injured".

Lets put these titles under the lens of scrutiny.

First of all, you can die at any time. Not only members of the military die. You can die at home in a car crash. 40,000 Americans die in car crashes every year.

The same is true for injury. I dropped a weight on my foot last night. That could happen anywhere. The point is that these are all stupid reason for not joining the army. They are better reasons for just never leaving bed in the morning.

Why are these people not being tried for treason? Are we so stupid that we can not see the difference between criticism of the government and colluding with the enemy?

The enemies of the US do not want us to have a strong military. They would love to see us pull out of Iraq. If people had written books like this in the 40's Roosevelt would have had them rounded up.

The peace lobby either does not realize the danger posed by Islamic militants or does not care. They are either fantastically stupid or suicidally malicious.

This is not a freedom of speech issue. The Constitution is not a suicide pact. Democracy and toleration are worthless if they mean that a society has to tolerate that which rejects both democracy and toleration. Yet this is the sort of morally relativistic, non-value judgment, self hating tripe that will destroy the US in the end.

On a totally unrelated topic: Why are there so many damn books written about the Cathars and Celts? These two groups are arguably the D students of Western history. The Romans had the right idea when it came to Celts; depopulating Gaul over a ten year period.

I would suggest we adopt this policy toward the modern Gauls, but they are doing a pretty good job on their own.

Dick Cheney claims another victim

So much death, so much pain.

Let's have some fun

It has been a while since your humble WordBearer has posted any funny videos. Well I have found a few gems that all of you will enjoy.


Brokeback by the Bell

This one is for the Ox

The reporter and the streaker

Further evidence that there is something really wrong with Japanese people

Give this kid first prize

Alec Russell: Lets get patriotic

Alec Russell over at the London Telegraph encourages his fellow Brits to take a page out of America's playbook and become more patriotic.

The problem is not just in Britain. Europe as a whole has lost a sense of its identity. The spirit of Rome and Greece has been extinguished in favor of the spirit of Marx and Nieztsche.

This is the root of the crisis of the West. Those of us who live in the Western world are supposed to feel perpetually guilty about our colonialism, supposed imperialism, and slavery. This is of course insincere. Every civilization has practiced imperialism, slavery, and colonialism.

Listen people, buck up and get some pride.

Op-eds, man I love them

Time for a round up of some of my favorite writers. Take these pieces of wisdom as a gift.

1. Walter Williams asks "Who is to blame" for the low scores of black students in the public education system.

He puts an awful of blame on teachers. I would have placed more. The vast majority of public school teachers are lazy, poorly educated, full of liberal idiocy, and frankly worthless. There are many good ones, but the system they work in confounds any attempts at greatness.

I have little more than contempt for most public educators. They are the clergy of the Church of Liberalism. They do not teach children about truth, but more often teach them about "tolerance", "open mindedness", and other stupid catchphrases that simply hide the truth behind their teachings. I'm tired of teachers being immune from criticism. All we hear about is how underpayed and underappreciated they are. Neither of those are true of course.

To all teachers out there listen up. The time has come to justify your existence. Supporting education does not mean that we have to support you without question. If you don't like the pay, get another job.

If yall are doing such a bang up job why do American children's scores decline after spending time in the public school system?

American preschoolers start school with high IQs and in the 4th grade perform better than the children of all countries except Japan and South Korea. The more time they spend in the public school system the lower their scores become.

The greatest criminals in history have been teachers.

2. Thomas Sowell meanders along a similar path.

3. Denis Boyles takes on the poll cited below.

He makes a good point. Why should we care? The Brits, along with the rest of Europe, are poorly educated and he claims Britain is on the verge of being without an educated elite.

4. Jay Nordlinger's wide ranging Impromptus column should be regularly read by all of you.

Everyone hates the good guy

A poll of Brits finds that they are tired of the cruel, vulgar, and imperilstic United States.

Why do we care? When did the US start trying to win populatrity contests? Are we supposed to change our ways because Malcolm Donner of south London thinks we need to be nicer to Arabs and meaner to Jews?

I really do not blame the Brits. To those who do not know, the alternative media has a smaller following in the UK. I read alot of British newspapers and follow both the BBC and Sky news. The information they receive is by and large anti-American.

My experience with Europeans has taught me an awful lot of things. Most of all they know many things that simply are not true. They think racism and poverty are rampant in the US. They see the US as a society of half-educated hillbillies who refuse to see their singular genius. My experiences have also shown me that Europeans tend to be greatly misinformed about the world. They buy the "Peace at any price" and "Negotiate at all cost" arguments as if they were gospel. They seem to have forgotten their former selves and turned their lives over to socialism, the most profound expression of Eastern despotism aside from Islam.

This makes me rethink my love of the British people. I am a huge Anglophile and see the UK as the best friend that America could have. Now I am not so sure.

Chistopher Hitchens wants to know why we really care what the world thinks.

Libs heading north

Turns out large numbers of libs are fleeing to Canada to avoid "that man Bush."

If they want to go hang around with a bunch of pasty, Ann-Murray loving, gay marriage accepting, Shatner-countrymen then go ahead.

Hollywood fasts, Four-Star restaurants take hit

Joining the homely matron of surrender Cindy Sheehan, several Hollywood celebs are going to go on hunger strikes to protest the war in Iraq.

How pompous can these people get? Do they really think that missing a few meals will bring the troops home? This is just an idiotic publicity stunt. Isn't a big part of the Hollywood lifestyle predicated on not eating?

All you celebs need to listen right now. We do not care how you feel about the war, environment, AIDS, gay marriage, or guns. All you are paid to do is pretend to be people who matter. You are not Gandhi, Mother Teresa, or any other sort of martyr. Just go back to your mansion and enjoy your terror free day courtesy of the Bush administration and America's fighting men and women.

My nightmares are filled with images of Dick Cheney

He is fear incarnate. Death follows with him where ever he goes. The ground he walks on cracks asunder and nature itself abhors his presence. It is all because:

Dick Cheney won an Oscar after he filmed his own circumcision

His navel doubles as a modem

He was the first person ever described as "armed and dangerous"

Only Dick Cheney knows the horrible secret behind "Sweaten to the Oldies"

Do you know why the Leaning Tower of Pisa tilts to the right? Because Dick Cheney built it

He once got a colonic of sulfuric acid and Butterscotch ice cream

His favorite cocktail is the Salty Dog...made with a real dog

His first words were "Roosevelt is a commie"

Dick Cheney invented the concept of VoiceMail when he ripped out the larynx of a communist and overnighted it to Larry King

He has a standing appointment at a Washington salon to get his nails done and his spines ground down

After meeting the Verizon spokesman Dick Cheney tore off his ears, ate them, then asked "Can you fear me now?"

The sight of his bare feet drove Hunter Thompson to end his life

"Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas" was inspired by accounts of Dick Cheney's first birthday party

He had his first heart attack in Kindergarten

Dim party is just like a smoothie...

...full of fruits, but may be bad for you.

Actually the story is about the hazards of fruit smoothies, but I could not resist the joke.

Hey I am weak.

Your humble WordBearer does not go in for all this health food stuff. I know many of you, I'm looking in your direction Ox, are into that tofu, fauxfu, organic hippie crap. Give me some good old fashioned genetically altered, pesticide soaked, omnivorous corn to your fairy tomatoes that will lower your testosterone. It starts with organic strawberries and ends with you and your life partner strapping on your fanny packs and going out to buy a Chinese Crested.

Once I did go to one of those smoothie places. Here is dramatization of that event.

Cute Juice Girl: "Would you like to try our new Pina Colada flavored smoothie sir?"

WordBearer: "How much rum is in it?"

Cute Juice Girl: "None, it is healthy and will help you live longer."

WordBearer: "No thanks then, I'm going the other way on that."

Hey at least I did not ask her : "Do you come with the drink?"

Go about your day with happiness my friends.

More knife silliness in Britain

Record numbers found carrying knives in Britain.

As usual the pussy anti-weapons/masculinity/self responsibility groups are demanding mandatory minimum sentences for carrying a blade.

Perhaps the reason people feel compelled to go armed is linked to Labour's inability to combat crime?

See my previous posts here and here for further information.

The Chinese Age or China Ages?

We hear it all the time. People, especially Europeans, love to talk about the miracle of the Chinese. In high school I was told that by 2015 the Chinese would surpass us economically. None of it is true. The intention of this is to raise doubts about the power of the United States.

Your humble WordBearer has long been a naysayer on the veracity of Chinese economic prospects.

The NY Times (I know I loath them too) has an interesting story about China's aging problem.

By the year 2020, 1/3rd of the population of the city of Shanghai will be over 59. Experts say Shanghai is on the leading edge of one of the most profound demographic changes in history. There may soon be manpower shortages due to the massive amount of elderly Chinese.

Much of this problem can be laid at the feet of the disastrous one child policy of the Communist Party. It eviscerated the flower of Chinese youth and has created a top heavy population pyramid. The massive social welfare net will be strained due to the lack of young people to pay taxes. The Chinese government will collapse before they ever economically overtake us.

The population control freaks in the West will lead us down the same road if we allow it. Their constant calls for population controls through abortion will skew our demographics as well.

All I can say is this: Ladies and gentlemen, get married and have kids. Have a bunch; at least two. The future of mankind depends on what you do in your bedroom. How private can it really be?

The next lifestyle choice: Anorexia

As hard as it is to believe, many of those suffering from the eating/mental disorder known as anorexia are now catergorizing their illness as a "lifestyle choice."

Groups who support the anorexic lifestyle, known as "pro-anas", have popped up all over the internet; setting up websites to promote their affliction to others.

All I can say is that these people are sick and really need help. I know the media promotes ultra-thinness as the standard to which we should all attain, but it is simply not the truth. These people are displaying a case similar to Stockholm Sydrome. They are identifying with their mental captures in the media and the entertainment industry.

The advocates of this sickness have obviously done their homework. By couching their disease in terms like "lifestyle choice," they have appropriated the language of modern liberalism to collude in their ritualistic suicide. By defining their sickness as a choice they are asserting the idea that it must be judged by the modern ethic that holds all lifestyle choices as equally valid and denies that any choice can be judged as good or bad.

In the modern world we no longer view the promotion of virtuous behavior as the obligation of society. We instead promote "fulfillment" and "authenticity."

One example of this is the oft proffered piece of advice: "Be who you are." Implied in this is the concept that being what you are is the best course of action. This is absurd. What if who you really are is a thuggish bully? This makes no sense to me.

The point is that we must know ourselves. We must examine our characters and natures and determine what about us is bad, and should be suppressed, and what is good, which should be exalted. Self-examination is the key. The pro-anas have not examined themselves properly. They have bought into the modern lie of appearance. If they properly examined themselves, they would note this behavior as destructive and worthy of suppression.

Let me add this as well. Ladies speaking for most guys, we do not really care much about your weight...to a point. Being 300 pounds overweight is not health or attractive, it is a sign of a severe problem. What I am talking about is the girl who is 150 pounds and thinks she needs to be 100 to be desirable. It is simply not true.

Hell I just get stoked when a woman talks to me. Weight should be monitored for health reasons. Just relax about it ladies. Ignore the media because they do not have your best interests at heart. Besides curvy chicks are hot. Why someone would want a wraith is beyond me.

A Mexican man once gave me a very good piece of advice: "Bones are for the dogs, meat is for the man."

Mull that over and get back to me.

VDH, the speaker of reason

Victor Davis Hanson, one of my favorite history professors, looks at the war in the short and long term.

Time for a whine

Ok after spending some time on other sites, I noticed that personal ramblings tend to garner many replies. I get few on my news rants, so I thought I would get a little personal today.

Your humble WordBearer is still having trouble in the lady department.

As many of you may remember, I had spent months working up the courage to ask out a lovely young lady that I knew. When I finally did she said yes. I can not begin to describe my happiness. Dan Wesson can attest to it, he had lunch with me afterwards.

Well a few days later she sent me a text message on my phone saying she had changed her mind. My devastation equaled or surpassed the elation I felt when she agreed.

My self-worth took quite a hit. Dan Wesson and CartoonBeaver really helped me get through it. To them I am eternally grateful. Side note: I have known CartoonBeaver since we were six and was the best man at his wedding. I have not known Wesson as long, but count him, as one of the best friends a guy could have. Lots of love to a certain Wolf and Warrior as well.

I am over her maltreatment...to a degree, but still am alone each night. Any help would be useful.

I'm not a club guy. I used to go to lots of them but always lost out to better looking guys. Let's face it; those places are meat markets and I am not Grade A prime. I'm more like Grade X: Circus animal and some filler.

I consider myself a good guy. I have my glaring faults like all others. I'm not great looking in my opinion, but I am respectful and have a good sense of humor.

I know this is all mindless rambling, but I am getting tired of hanging around the same places and doing the same things. The WordBearer needs to bear his word into more diverse places.

Knife control: First a joke, now a reality

As you, my astute readers, will remember, your humble WordBearer has been cataloguing the rise in knife related crime in Britain. See this post: Knife culture overtakes Britain

Well now the family of a young man murdered by a knife wielding assailant has called for stricter laws on carrying knives.

The Brits banned guns long ago. This illustrates the simple fact that people are violent, and they will find the means to kill one another. The tool does not matter. Gun, knife, it does not matter.

People kill people, not knives and guns.

The return of the WordBearer

Your humble WordBearer has been gone for a couple of days. I was out in the Laguna Madre menacing the speckled sea trout. May post pictures later.

Back to business.

The upswing in prostitution anticipated for the World Cup has not materialized.

See below posts and the Dumb Ox for further details about the importation of Eastern European women to "service" the hordes of drunken men. The article makes it sound like all this is consensual, but you, the astute Ring of Gyges reader, know better.

Frankly the idea of thousands of men lining up to abuse (and it is abuse) a woman in this manner chills me to the bone. It also offends my sense of honor and angers me to no end. My virtue, what little I have, precludes me from sanctioning this.

I have urges like every other guy...well probably more than the normal guy, but I would rather go without than use a prostitute. It is called self-control. We are not animals people. We do not need to copulate just because we feel the need.

Enough of my pontificating. I am off to sob uncontrollably into a glass of beer. Shiner Bock to be exact.

Germany should be ashamed

All of you who read the Dumb Ox know the Ox and I have been talking alot about the importation of Eastern European women into Germany to "service" male World Cup fans.

Donna Hughes over at the National Review is on the story. She recounts the tale of two Russian women who were shipped to Germany and used as prostitutes.


She is quite right that Germany should be ashamed of what is going on. Germany legalized prostitution in 2002 at the insistence of women's groups and perverts. As many as 40,000 women will be imported for the World Cup.

The exploitation of women in this manner is something that no civilized nation should tolerate. I do not buy this "it is my body I can do what I want with it." That is a load of bogus garbage. Hughes article points out that most of the workers are controlled by pimps and mafia groups and have little choice in what they do. This is despite the fact that it is a legal career in Germany. This is not a freedom issue. What is at issue is the basic dignity of the human person.

I also do not buy the "victimless crime" mentality. There are plenty of victims to prostitution. First of all is the prostitute and customer, both their families, and the people in the neighborhoods where the acts occur who see their property values go down and have to deal with the blowback from sex workers. What about the health system that has to deal with the disease and health problems sex workers encounter?

Let me cut off a few objections. I know prostitution has been around forever and has been accepted in many other societies. That is meaningless. Cannibalism has been around forever and been accepted in many societies. Should we legalize the eating of others? Just because something has been around forever does not mean that it is right.

There is no dignity to prostitution. Would you want your daughter to choose the life spent on her back, knees, or bending over a table?

No matter how lonely I get I would not use a prostitute. I would never be able to forgive myself.

Michael Novak: The Dims are screwed

He is predicting a Dim defeat in this year's elections.

I have been saying this for a while now. The Dims are counting their chickens before they are hatched.

1. The way Republican state legislatures have drawn their districts makes it very difficult for Dims to win the 15 seats they need to take the House.

2. The Dims are placing too much faith in the polls. All the polls are showing the same thing: responders prefer generic Dims to Republicans and have a very low opinion of Congress.

To draw any significant conclusions from these polls over looks some very important facts. First of all respondents almost always say they prefer a generic Dim. It is when you get to specific Dims that they back out.

Number two, the low approval ratings of Congress are nothing new. It is Public Opinion 101. When you ask people how they feel about Congress they always disapprove. Yet when you get to their specific Congressman they tend to give positive reviews. In summation, voters tend to dislike Congress as a whole but like their Congressman.

3. Dissatisfaction with Republicans does not mean that the country is ripe for Dim leadership.

Most of the disatisfaction with Republicans comes from their voters. People want less spending and Congress to curb its appetite. These people are not going to vote for Dims. The most they are going to do is not show up. That is what the Republicans must fear.

The Dims seem to think that the country is ready for more taxes, class warfare, greater social spending, and socializing medicine. Nothing could be further from the truth.

3. If the Dims think the "Culture of Corruption" strategy is going to work they are sorely mistaken.

The corruption knife cuts both ways. If you make the accusation you open yourself up to it. Does William Jefferson ring a bell? They would do better making sure that their own house is in order.

What voters will see is a Dim party grasping at anything under the sun to try to get power. Basically they will be seeing the truth.

4. Not to sound to Kerry-like, but the Dims "Don't have a plan."

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know they stand for this and that but most of it is just worthless feel good catch phrases like "social justice." They have no Contract or Convenant with America.

That was a big part of the 1994 Republican Revolution. The Dims need a plan that people can get behind. The problem is that what they believe is so idiotic that people see right through it. Americans do not want to cut and run in Iraq, destroy the economy with attempts to redistribute wealth, and coddle terrorists.

Their desire to impeach the president is not going to help them either. People do not want to go through another impeachment in less than a decade. They only say those things to fire up their loony base and the average American finds those people contemptible.

The Dims are not going to make much headway in November in my opinion.

Just a side note: I hate the phrase "Speaking Truth to Power."

Here is what it really means: "I'm a pompous douche bag and I say shit like this because my ideas suck and no one will listen. Obviously if you don't listen to me you are a power mad animal who can not see my divine wisdom. The revolution is coming. Your head will be on a pike."

What really annoyed me was when Carl Levin said it the other day. He is power. Who the hell is he speaking truth about?

I get it, but few others do

Joel Mowbray answers the question many people are asking "Why attack Canada"?

It is a good question. Canada does not support US efforts in the Gulf, harbors radical imams, and does not adequately defend itself. Why would they attack Canada? Hey the country is basically America's weak little brother.

Of course the answer is simple and I have been harping on it for a long time: The terror leaders have no interest in the supposed abuses of Muslims world wide. Their goal is a world caliphate. All of the reasons and slights they spout are just the pretext for their desire to turn the world into their idea of paradise. To the rest of us it is known as squalor and barbarism.

Mowbray asks the question that is asked alot recently: Why don't non-radical Muslims stand up to their hate preaching imams?

I believe that while many Muslims dislike the methods of the terrorists, they secretly cheer every time they kill Westerners.

They are like all the people who were not in the Klan but were not sorry that blacks were lynched.

Their silence speaks volumes.

Roast in Hell douche bag

Since it is the hot news item of the week, perhaps month. I, your humble WordBearer, will offer an assessment of what the death of this son of a bee (yeah that is right I said it) will mean.

1. The Dims will still complain. Hell they already are.

The Dims can not benefit from this in anyway. If Zarqawi had escaped they would have had an opportunity to attack Bush for incompetence. The Dims have never supported the war in Iraq or the War on Terror itself. Sure many of them voted for the Iraq war resolution, but that was just so they would not face a voter backlash.

2. This is a good thing.

Reporters have already started asking questions about who will replace Zarqawi. They seem to insinuate that it might be someone worse. It could be that it will be someone worse, but the odds are better that it will be someone who is not. Plus killing the boss really does matter. Look what happened to the Anglo-Saxons after the death of Harold at the Battle of Hastings.

As a guy who has been in many organizations, I know from experience that any group is going to have rifts and factions. Al-Zarqawi was a terror mastermind. His replacement will not be easy. Perhaps there are multiple figures hoping to take over. Maybe they will war on one another.

I'm not sure about this article though. Too extreme for a group that murdered thousands on 9/11?


3. The war will go on.

There are still lots of thugs loose in Iraq. We will never be able to eradicate them all, but we can quell them. We did not eradicate all the Nazi's, but we did defeat them. There are still unreformed Confederate sympathizers in this country. I myself am still angry over the outcome of the the Battle of Bosworth....damn usurping Tudors. Yet I am not going to take up a sword, mount a barded steed, and fright the souls of fearful adversaries over it.

I am proud of our troops and their commanders. They are doing a difficult job and they just got rid of a serious cockface.

Kennedy swears off 'mood altering' drugs

Isn't power a mood altering drug?

Will he swear off his pompous pontificating?

This scandal is so Kennedy. All it needed was a dead chick and it would have been perfect. Well Pat Kennedy is no Teddy.

A social war is brewing in China

Yesterday the Chinese paper The People's Daily, the official Communist Party paper, ran a commentary piece that reaffirmed China's commitment to economic reforms.

The reason this is an issue is due to China's internal war between reformers and new leftists. Inside the Chinese bureaucracy a war is being waged between those who want to hold on to authoritarian rule and get rich, and those who want to hold on to authoritarian rule and be poor.

No matter who wins China is not going to change much. It will remain the belligerent wannabe hegemon that it currently is.

When nerds attack

Chaos ensued during the international Chess Olympiad after British grandmaster Danny Gormally assaulted an Armenian player at a nightclub in Turin.

The fight broke out after Levon Aronian was seen dancing with the Australian chess bombshell (there are some words you thought you would never hear) Arianne Caoili. Apparently Mr. Gormally has a crush on Ms. Caoili.

Denis Jessop, president of the Australian Chess Federation, was not surprised to hear that violence had once again tainted the world of chess.

Mr Jesso told reporters that, "I am not surprised at anything that chess players do. It is not the first time that there's been an argument at a chess tournament and people have hit each other, he said."

Authorities believe this was the worst boardgame related crime since the infamous "You sank my battleship" killing spree of 1991.

Update: Stephen Moore over at the Guardian has a blurb on the fight and what it means for chess.

He is a little over dramatic but it is still interesting.

Conan hates your homeland

A big nod to Dan Wesson for showing me this: Conan O'Brian Hates my Homeland.

Let's lighten the mood

Since I have not lightened the mood lately, I thought I would post a couple of funny videos. Have a wonderful day everyone.

Star Wars behind the scenes

Mr. Ethnic Clean

For some reason I find this funny as hell

Best of 2005 from Conan O'Brian

Finally a defense of extremism

Jonah Goldberg puts forth an excellent defense of extremism is today's NRO.

I have always disliked the idiots who are always pushing "moderate" and "centrist" approaches to problems. It is a weak argument. The argument Goldberg makes about extreme solutions points out that at least they are feasible. Both extreme positions on the war in Iraq are feasible. Either we get tough and discard the rules of engagement, or we simply admit defeat and withdraw. Currently we are trying to fight in a "centrist" manner: kill terrorist but try to avoid any bad press or civilian casualties.

I have always distrusted people who claimed they were moderate. What that person is bascially saying is "I do not have any real core beliefs or anything that I could not compromise on." To me that is untenable. It reeks of a life lived without passions.

Whittaker Chambers once said that a man needs a reason to live and a reason to die.

Would anyone die for the moderate position on anything?

I know most people turn to the moderate position out of a belief that they are doing the right thing, that they will take the best of the extreme positions, put them together and form a workable solution. What they end up with is a hodgepodge of contradictory ideas that turn into a bureaucratic nightmare.

For those advocates of moderation I have the following questions: Am I to be moderate in my pursuit of justice? Am I to be moderate in the pursuit of the Good and Truth? Am I to be moderate in doing what is right?

Pedophiles to launch a political party

A coalition of Dutch perverts, criminals, and sickos have formed a political party.

The Charity, Freedom and Diversity party, also known as the NVD, wishes to legalize sex with children and animals, and a wants pornography on television.

Their agenda seeks to allow nudity in public, 16 year olds to prostitute themselves, and advocates for the complete legalization of drugs.

Somewhere Rousseau is standing and applauding.

This is what happens when you place unlimited freedom as the ultimate end to society. I am more a a Burkian lover of masculine liberty. There are simply somethings that are wrong.

Watch things like this will spread to all Western nations. When you abandon morality as a nation, and take up the ethic of "if it feels good do it," then you condemn your nation to death, hedonism, and weakness.

I am glad that the people of the Netherlands are mostly opposed to this party, but they are reaping what they have sown.

Chavez's “Bolivarian” revolution is faltering

Two candidates supported by the piece of human garbage that is Hugo Chavez are about to lose their elections.

It turns out his interference in local affairs is as unpopular with local electorate as the United States'.

President Uribe of Columbia, a fierce opponent of Chavez, is going to easily defeat his opponent.

Alan Garcia, the moderate leftist poised to defeat Chavez's ultranationalist Ollanta Humala, has accused Chavez of being "borderline crazy" and using "petro-imperialism...to wield undue influence over poorer countries."

This is fabulous. Chavez does not want to fight American imperialism, he wants to use the wealth and blood of the people Venezuela to fulfill his Bolshevik fantasies.

What the people of South America need is not socialism, it is the market. They need good government, not thieves who hide behind the rhetoric of "social justice".

Long live the free people of South America.

Young boy swims from Alcatraz to San Fran...

...authorites apprehend him on shore.

...and Dick Cheney shall lead them

It has been awhile since I, your humble WordBearer, have extolled the virtues of Dick Cheney.

Now we revisit the exploits of this demigod.

After a disasterous 2006 election, President Bush will be impeached and removed from office. Dick Cheney will become President. In a related story all newspaper reporters will commit suicide.

Dick Cheney will win the 2008 Republican primary. Pundits will attribute it to his promises to lower taxes, fight crime, and to refrain from blocking out the sun.

Madeline Albright goes missing after she accepts Cheney's invitation to go fishing

Dick Cheney's popularity increases after he opens fire on an Oscar Meyer WienerMobile

Cheney went to see the play "Pygmalion" in anticipation of devouring the protagonist

The original title of the popular relationship book "Women are from Venus; Men are from Mars" was originally titled "Women are from Venus; Men are from Mars; and Dick Cheney Will Kill them All"

Area 51 is also known as "Cheney's Playland"

He pierced his tongue with a rusty machete

Quebec once surrendered to Dick Cheney

Once a soda machine was out of the drink he wanted. He shot it twelve times.

The song "Killer Queen" was based on Dick Cheney's crossdressing phase

Knife culture overtakes Britain

Kiyan Prince, a promising young athlete, was stabbed outside of his school in northwest London school Thursday.

Why do I care? Because he is the latest victim of the "knife culture" overtaking Britain. Supposedly in 2004, 60,000 young people in Britain admitted to carrying knives.

See this is what is going to happen when you ban guns. People will just turn to other forms of weapons.

To tell you the truth there was a knife culture among the boys when I was growing up. All the young men in my small Texas town carried knives. Never in school, but in your everyday life you carried a knife. Never knew when you were going to need one. There were no stabbings that I can recall. I don't see the problem being a "knife culture" but a culture that treats life as cheap.

Here is how to solve this problem: teach children a basic respect for life and others.

X-Men 3: Brokeback Mutant

Sir Ian McKellen, star of stage, screen, and Lord of the Rings, was pushing for a gay love scene between Magneto and Professor X in the upcoming X-Men 3.

Why? What in the fantastic story between the good and evil mutants would compel someone to think "Hey you know what would go good here? Hardcore dude-on-dude action."

Any true X-Men fan would see this as blasphemy.

McKellen has been on a roll this week. On Wednesday he claimed that they Bible "should have a disclaimer in the front saying this is fiction."

He said this while on the Today Show to promote the steaming pile of week old ape droppings that is the Da Vinci Code.

I always thought the Da Vinci Code was the one that let you see all the people in Mortal Kombat naked.

McKellen is not going to win the hearts and minds of middle America with talk like this. This is just another example of Hollywood being out of touch.

The Smug cloud continues to gather.

Baseball and the Odyssey

Clark C. Griffith II's piece on the nobility of the greatest game on the planet is worth a read.


Griffith really gets the nobility of the game. I have been saying things like this for years.

Lets face it...baseball is the game of civilization. You are asking a man to defend himself with a bat by knocking a lethal projectile away from himself, then expect him to drop the bat and go out into the field without protection into the waiting arms of 9 men who are dedicated to him not making it home.

That requires a civilized man.

I hate seeing kids these days playing soccer. It is the type of game they play in Commie countries. Plus soccer makes you gay. There I said it.

How did I miss this??

A man with a fake leg and a deaf guy fighting.

How come things like this only happen when I am not around?

Bet it was a melange of incomprehensible screams and shouts about legs being in the Emperor's Pagoda.

Misery, debris, pile up in New Orleans

So apparently things are back to normal.

I'm sorry but my compassion for the victims of Katrina is nonexistent. Let me explain. I grew up in Southeast Texas. Shortly after Katrina, Hurricane Rita devastated my hometown. The people there did not complain, but went back to their homes, cleaned up, and did not scream to the media about discrimination.

The area is racially mixed, and both black and white families returned to the Golden Triangle and went on with their lives. The contrast with New Orleans is astounding.

The Dims who controlled New Orleans, and all of Louisiana, created a culture of dependency, corruption, and entitlement that is clearly on display every time a Katrina victim or Mayor Nagin gets in front of a camera.

...and then they came for the burritos

I have not idea where Drudge got this photo, but it is hilarious.

I suspect that it is photoshopped.

All I can say is that if it is real, then this is the worst argument ever made for illegal immigrants. I, the adept gringo, can make my own burritos.

I related news, the commie president of Bolivia has sent the army out to seize the nations gas fields.

He also threatened to evict six foreign companies unless they sign contracts giving the government control of the energy sector.

Under the agreement the companies will get to keep only 18% of the gas they produce, the rest going to the government oil concern.

Let me look into the future. First the companies will most likely leave. Therefore the state concern will not make the revenue it hoped, but will still become a piggy bank for Morales and his associates.

The people of Bolivia will still be as poor as they are now in ten years, maybe even poorer.

Once again socialism will destroy a nation.

Extra Extra Hell freezes over

Well Hell has frozen over. Send the devil some ice-skates and watch out for those flying pigs, the WordBearer has finally agreed with something George Clooney has said.

Clooney has called on the United States and other nations to intervene in Darfur.

I agree that the US should intervene. The only reason we are not is because the U.N. continues to drag its feet on the issue.

The government of Sudan is linked to Islamic extremist and the so called "conflict" (really nothing more than a pogrom against non-Muslims) has claimed as many as 200,000 lives and displaced over 2 million.

The nation of Sudan needs help badly. The average life expectancy is only 59 years and the infant mortality rate is high.

Darfur illustrates the ineptitude and worthlessness of the UN as an institution.

Personally I think we should close down the UN and execute those working for it, but I will accept a middle ground.

Nonetheless, the solution for Darfur can only come from outside the UN.

Infanticide still alive and well

A German women, known as Frau H, appeared in court yesterday to answer for the nine children she killed.

After giving birth she would allow the children to die, then stuffed them in flower pots. That is insane.

What is even more astounding is the fact that no one around her, even her husband, noticed.

The good part is that this has caused people to show up at the courthouse shouting "We mourn nine babies".

Even in these dark times, human life will be mourned.

Just couldn't resist...

(sorry I am weak)

Virginia has just enacted a new set of laws to keep tighter control over sexual predators.

Some of the measures include a mandatory 5 to 25 year sentence for the first offense and a possible life sentence for the second. It also allows the state to place the offender into a mental institution following the completion of their sentence.

I think this is good for the children of the state of Virginia. It is high time we stop being merciful toward those who prey on the weak.

Bush pimpslaps Dims on gas prices

The Prez today suspended gasoline regulations and stopped the filling of the Strategic Oil Reserves during the summer.

I think this was brilliant. The Dims solution is to destroy innovation in the oil industry with worthless "windfall profits" taxes. Who is to define what a windfall profit is anyway? When did profit become evil? We all know that the high oil prices will lead oil companies to drill more, eventually bringing more petroleum onto the market.

The brilliant part is that he is also pimpslapping the Enviro-Commies that force Americans to add lots of useless additives that have little environmental benefit.

Take that you socialist, tree-hugging, Karl-Marx loving, no armpit shaving idiots.

War for oil...I wish

I agree completely with Frank J.

We need to actually take the oil and kill as many people as possible. We need our SUVs in this country to show our triumph over nature.

Lets just face it, hybrid cars make you gay. As does soccer, hockey, aromatherapy, and watching Seinfeld.

Listen people I don't make up the rules I just arbitrarily enforce them as I see fit.

Supermodel slugs stewardess...men on plane cheer

On a flight from Amsterdam to Miami, supermodel May Andersen slugged a stewardess.

What guy wouldn't like to see a stewardess fight a supermodel? It is right up there with watching a cheerleader and nurse wrestle in peanut oil, or seeing a naughty school girl spanked by the firm but still feminine female principal of an all girls Alpine private boarding school.

Wow I really went to a bad place here didn't I.

And they say house calls are dead

An elderly Florida man has been arrested for giving fake breast exams.

Black bag in hand, Phillip Winikoff went door to door and actually convinced two women that he was a doctor and performed breast exams on them. How stupid are these women?

Police say people grew suspicious when they noticed his bag was full of tissues and that his shirt said F.B.I. (Female Body Inspector).

I deplore his methods, but admire his moxy.

Zimbabwe's economy still in the metaphorical toilet

Oppositions leaders are vowing to die in the effort to bring down the government of Robert Mugabe while the nation crumbles around them.

With run away inflation, school tuition out of control, and the corruption that pervades everything the people of Zimbabwe must have a new government.

Kick Boxing Orangutans...I would watch

The kickboxing orangutan...I want one.

Where do these fascist get off not allowing these animals to assert their right to work and pursue the career they want.

Pass the placenta please

I know everyone will be blogging on this, but I just can't let it go. Tom Cruise has claimed he will eat the placenta from his wife's birth immediately after the child is born.

Ok I will eat some strange things. I have a weakness for chicken gizzards and livers, and I am a big fan of raw fish, but a placenta?

Even Michael Jackson didn't eat the placenta when his crimes against nature were born.

Is Tom lower than Michael?

Dick Cheney: Is he God?

You can beg, you can plead, but eventually Dick Cheney will eat your children.


How can Dick Cheney not be a god when these things are true:

Dick Cheney learned Spanish by sucking Che Gureverra's brain out with a straw

Earth, Wind, and Fire were originally called Earth, Wind, Fire, and Dick Cheney

He pantsed the Lincoln Memorial

William Shatner got his famous stutter after Dick Cheney burned him with a cigarette

Dick Cheney was acquitted of killing Noam Chomsky with a sponge soaked in battery acid

Freemasons don't run the country...Dick Cheney does

He paddled the school canoe...and didn't get a paddling

Dick Cheney's wisdom teeth could talk, but all they did was remind him to live a virtuous life so he had them removed

Tom Clancy's "The Hunt for Red October" was originally titled "Dick Cheney's Hunt for Red October"

Dick Cheney makes an uncredited appeance in the movie American Psycho

He singlehandedly invaded Russia in the Spring of 2004

His time as a rodeo clown was memorialized in the Journey song "Don't Stop Believing"

The only thing more frightening than Dick Cheney is two Dick Cheneys

Dick Cheney was not born...he was grown

His third birthday party devolved into a riot over segregation

In the 60's Cheney drove around in a van solving mysteries with a preppy gay guy, a dumpy lesbian, a hot chick, and a heard of fainting goats

He smokes 8 cartons a day...of hams

He began his career as a moil, but was forced to stop after circumcising a child with a live piranha

Hey I thought homophobia was an American institution

Jamaica, the island in the sun, is apparently the most homophobic place on earth.


Notice in the article how Time, always the bastion of fairness, seems to place some of the blame on Christianity. Could the problem also be just a simple outgrowth of Third World barbarism?

You would think that Jamaica would be a friendly place. All that weed should make you mellow.

Crimes against homosexuals are not merely limited to local gays and lesbians. Homophobia is rampant throughout the Caribbean. Last week two producers from CBS were attacked by an anti-gay lynch mob in St. Martin and one is still in ICU in Miami.

This, along with the Natale Holloway story, should remind Americans not to travel to countries that are not civilized.

For a full list of these countries email me and it shall be provided.

A great argument for the death penalty

Its name is Kevin Underwood of Purcell Oklahoma.

This animal (he does not deserve the honor of being called or treated as human) raped, murdered, and planned to cannibalize the body of a 10 year old girl.

Police reports note that the injuries on the body betrayed a "serious attempt to cut the head off the body."

Prosecutors are going to seek the death penalty. This savages deserves it.

Movie review from your humble WordBearer

Tonight I went and saw Thank You for Smoking

All I can say is that it was one of the best films I have seen this year. It skewered everyone nice and proper and showed how many in the anti-smoking camp, or Smoke Nazis, are just as willing to profit off the suffering of their fellow humans as the Big Tobacco.

I would recommend it to anyone over 18 with half a brain...which excludes all you liberals.

Patti Davis: Sudan genocide wrong, Saddam's cool

Patti Davis, the woman not good enough to deserve the name of Reagan, potificates over at Newsweek about the world and shows her idiocy.

She worries about the genocide in Darfur, but decries the overthrow of Saddam. I guess the genocide he perpetrated against the Kurds, marsh Arabs, and Shias doesn't count in her book.

Tell me why this woman warrants anyones attention anymore. She was on the side of evil during the Cold War (tried to talk her father into arms controls and a nuclear freeze) and she is on the side of evil today.

This weekend we need to reflect on how the world has changed and how we can make it a better place. Liberating those who are being oppressed by the Third World savages masquerading as leaders that Patti and those on the Left exalt.

Shoot Sheehan update

Cindy Sheehan has been confronted by a war widow for her attacks on our troops.

One day we will get to execute this worthless, ugly, and wrong woman. Treason should be punished.

Neil Young: Impeach the President, save my career

Neil Young has recorded a virulent anti-Bush song entitled "Impeach the President."

Members of my generation were heard to ask: "Who the hell is Neil Young?"

Apparently Mr. Young is so desperate for a comeback that he has taken the easy road. Ever since Bush was elected a gaggle of failed sellouts have cut anti-Bush/Republican/Red State tracks in desperate attempts to revive their careers. Such examples are Burt Backarach and Green Day.

All you need to get air time these days is to write a pro-terrorist song and you will be hailed as the new John Lennon and be awarded more Grammys than you can carry.

The pompous self-importance of those in the entertainment industry still astounds me.

Alec Baldwin, Head of the Film Actors Guild or F.A.G., has hailed the song as a "slap to the face of our imperial president." He went on to predict that more F.A.G.S. will come out with even greater rebukes of American foreign policy.

Update: Neil is cutting an entire anti-Bush album.

What a douche.

Warning Explicit content.

Ok this movie is a little blue, but it is just so funny that I can't let it go unnoticed. Only click the link if you can stomach it. There is no nudity, but it is funny.

An awkward situation caught on tape.


The WordBearer warned you.

You know the cheese, now see the beef

Switzerland is using the allure of its hunks to attract soccer widows to its resorts and spas.

They hope that the World Cup widows and their money will find their way into the local economy.

I think that these women should go after these Swiss hunks because their husbands will be useless after the World Cup because, as we all know, soccer makes you gay.

...and a pornstar will lead them

Italian porn star Cicciolina has offered herself to Osama Bin Laden in exchange for an end to his terrorist ways. (Is is just me or does she look like a dude?)

The offer is a repeat of one she made in the 90's to Saddam Hussein.

I'm speechless. I guess this is the ultimate "Make Love Not War" statement.

Ben, song, and the tragedy of the aquarium

Ben Affleck has accused President Bush of treason, claims that he leaked Valarie Plame's name, and claims Bush could be 'hung'.

That is awful big talk for the man responsible for Gigli. I think if the American people were polled, at least a plurality would hang Ben over Bush.

Treason...give me a break. I have two words for you Ben: Jersey Girl. Nough said.

To get back to a happy place watch these things and thank the WordBearer for his love:

Mom I broke the aquarium while weightlifting...again.

Hey I'm not the only one to break into song in class It takes huge balls to do something like this.

The water balloon fight turns into a moment of revelation

Science of Socialism undone by science

It turns out the the "science" of socialism has been countered by actual science.

German scientists conducted a study finding that humans do not like freeloaders.

Groups which could punish those who freeloaded did and the researchers found that " institutions able to police themselves foster cooperation between their members and out-compete institutions that let freeloaders go unpunished, the scientists say."

Quoting the Ox: "Duh"

The Greatest Video ever

Well not really, but a monkey and dog playing is something that will always get me laughing.

Let me explain a little something about the WordBearer that fits in well with this video. There are four, count them four things that the WordBearer needs in this world and has yet to acquire:

1. A meaningful relationship with a woman. The WordBearer wants to find a woman that he can love for life; someone I would gladly lay down my life for. I want someone who frightens the hell out of me and drives me on to be a better man. I need a woman who can tame my nature and make me feel whole. Lastly, I want a woman who will love me for what I am and who can see past all my glaring flaws and homely visage.

2. A monkey. What guy doesn't want a monkey? They are simply natures little punchline.

3. A midget. Midgets are so cute. Who wouldn't want to have a midget friend. You can tie them up and force them to lead you to their pot of gold. You could dress them in leprechaun outfits and have that perfect accessory for St. Patrick's Day.

I have always wanted to give a midget a piggy back ride. Maybe I could even do the impossible: give a midget a piggy back ride while he gives the monkey a piggy back ride.

4. A gay friend to tell me how to dress. Every straight guy needs a gay friend to tell him how women think, what type of shoes to wear, and why Will and Grace is funny. I was 21 years old before I was told that your shoes and belt were supposed to match. I'm completely unaware of what a pillow sham is used for.

One day...one day...one day Alice.

Tom DeLay: Mere man or a god among us?

As many of you know, your humble WordBearer has an unnatural obsession with Dick Cheney. Yet I have noticed that Tome DeLay, former House Majority Leader and one of my personal hero's, is every bit as spectacular as VP Cheney. Here are some things I know about Tom DeLay.

The Commies surrendered because Tom DeLay told them to

He once gave Harry Reid a wedgie

Tom DeLay once spanked Castro with a riding crop

Tom DeLay originally stared in the movie "Apopcalypse Now". He was edited out after he killed three actors with a nickel

He earned the nickname "The Hammer" after a drinking bout with Ted Kennedy

While in the Texas House he agitated for war with Tonga

The shockwave from his golf swing once decimated an Al Qaida basecamp

He wrote the Johnny Cash song "Cocaine Blues" after a late night meeting with Bill Clinton

Tom DeLay's childhood finger paintings were the basis for the movie "I Know What you Did Last Summer"

He once told Cynthia McKinney to "shave her phroe"

Like a male seahorse he can give birth to live young

Tom DeLay once pulled off Chris Mathew's toupe

The resurgence of Leftism in Latin America continues

It seems that Peru will be the next nation in Latin America to elect an anti-American Leftist.

Running on the slogan of "Peruvians First," Ollanta Humala promised to crack down on multinational corporations and aline Peru with Hugo Chavez's Venezuela.

There is a block of states to our south that are slowly forming an anti-American bloc that will one be a threat to the interests of the United States. I hope someone in Washington is paying attention, but they are all preoccupied with NSA surveillance and whether or not the military refused a Gitmo detainee's request for a Swedish massage.

Castro, Hugo, Morales, and now Humala. God help the poor people of Latin America. They are about to become poorer.

Saturday Night Fever

I think I need a shot for that.

Well once again the weekend is upon us all. While normal people are out having a good time, your humble WordBearer is writing papers and slaving away for "the man" (also known as the Dumb Ox).

My love life is in the same state it has been in for a year and a half... dead like Osama Bin Laden. (He is dead no matter what Chucky "Cheese" Schumer claims).

Here is an interesting short documentary: Supersize Me...with Whisky

It is an interesting take on the documentary made by that fruity little commie Morgan Spurlock. Perhaps I should undertake the experiment.

Paddle the French Fanny

That is the suggestion of Larry Kudlow over at the National Review.

I think he is wrong...they would probably enjoy a good spanking.

Reminds me of a joke: Q. What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?
A. The Army.

Mugabe's reign of terror continues

Robert Mugabe's seniors are starving and the world takes little notice.

In Mugabe's Zimbabwe the inflation rate is 1,000%. Ole Robert thinks that the solution is to print more money. Even a cursory knowledge of economics will tell you that this will only exacerbate the situation.

I just can't wait until the CIA kills this guy. I call dibs on his head.

Some fun videos...for your viewing pleasure.

Might be a little offensive, but hey there is no nudity so what more do you want from me?

H-I-T-L-E-R the Video

When Pregnancy Tests go Wrong


Enjoy you sick freaks.

South Park of the Border

I have so far stayed out of the Isaac Hayes South Park affair, but being a serious fan of the show I can't let this pass.

Bridget Johnson over at GOP Vixen has a great column on the matter.

I especially like the fact that they are taking on Scientology. L. Ron Hubbard wrote bad science fiction, yet I am suppossed to believe that he found the way to enlightenment? It is just another way for bored celebs to throw away the money they did not earn and feel superior to those of us in the interior.

I hope Parker and Stone will stay around to slay the multifaceted Hydra that is Hollywood hypocrisy.

Feel the power of Dick Cheney

In my ongoing quest to enlighten all of you in regards to the greatness of the demigod Dick Cheney, I realized that I have left out some pivotal facts about the old Dick.


He can walk on water...because his gaze frightens it solid.

He fathered an illegitimate child with a great white shark

He once took a hand grenade to the face...then walked it off

He hunted down and killed an entire Elk's Lodge without the proper permits.

His idea of foreplay is allowing the Democrats to try to run away before he decapitates them

He uses a pack of wolves for toilet paper

He once ate an entire panda for dinner then had a sperm whale for dessert

His projected childhood fantasies drove Judy Garland to pills and booze.

His middle name is Caspian, they named a sea after him, maybe you heard of it.

He sweats pure gold

He takes the phrase "between a rock and a hard place" literally

His drunken shouts of rage were nominated for a Grammy

Dick Cheney won an Oscar for his portrayal of MechaGodzilla in the all monster production of "Howard's End"

He is regularly depicted in Cro-Magnon cave art as a bringer of rain and sorrow

Dick Cheney made the Depression depressing

Dennys of the Dead

This week alone there have been three, count them three, shootings at California Denny's.


See this is why I always go to Waffle House or IHOP.

Here we are again

Since people seem to respond to my whining more than my humor, I feel it is time for a little more of the former.

Well I am on Spring Break. Guess what I am doing.

Yes you in the back... nope I am not going to the beach.

You in the funny shirt...no I am not going to the mountains.

Last attempt, you with the scar that looks like Angela Lansbury in a bikini...nope I am not attempting to build the robot I so dearly want.

The answer kiddies is that I am doing homework. Yes that is right, homework. Got a few big papers due soon. At least I am not sobbing into a bag of kettle chips.

I'm still a big coward with the ladies. So, much like the Western Front, all is quiet. Who is the biggest loser in the room. The spotlight is on yours truly.

I have never liked spotlights. The times I have had access to them I have been totally unsuccessful in summoning Batman. Plus the Budweiser Frogs still won't return my phone calls.

I need a girlfriend...or a really accommodating hooker.

Scientist discover living "Rat-squirrel"

No it is not Schumer, but the resemblance is striking.

Scientist have discovered living examples of a species believed to be extinct. The small rodent resembles a combination between a rat and a squirrel though it is closer related to the squirrel family.

In a related story, the US has its own "rat-squirrel" infestation.

Ah the Dims, a perfect combination of underhanded rats and spineless squirrel.

It's raining men...I mean aliens

British scientists believe that the "red rain" which fell on Western India in 2001 contains the remnants of alien life.

Apparently the particles from a passing comet entered the atmosphere, mixed with moisture, and rained down on the hapless inhabitants of the subcontinent.

No word yet if they repelled the aliens with tin hats.

Doctors: Force feeding barbaric...abortion is still cool though

A panel of doctors from around the world is demanding that the US end the force feeding of Gitmo detainees who are on a hunger strike.

They are perfectly fine with the idea that the prisoners would starve to death. Of course we all know that if any of these men did starve to death America would immediately be attacked by these same people for our cruelty.

What this really is about is the desire to shut down Gitmo. The West is so absolutist in ist respect for human rights that we are going to allow the Islamic animals that threaten us to destroy them completely.

DeLay won...nah, nah, nah

The NY Times admitted that DeLay won, and from their tone they are not happy.

Notice that they put the word "rigging" in quotation marks.I hate when people put words in quotes.

I believe Leo Strauss described this whole situation quite aptly.


"To put the terms designating such things in quotation marks is a childish trick which enables one to talk of important subjects while denying the principles without which there cannot be important subjects-a trick which is meant to allow one to combine the advantage of common sense with the denial of common sense. Or can one say anything relevant on public opinion polls, for example, without realizing the fact that many answers to the questionnaires are given by unintelligent, uninformed, deceitful, and irrational people, and that not a few questions are formulated by people of the same caliber."

Leo Strauss, Natural Right and History

Chinese Menu

Hat tip to the National Review on this one

Read this and tell me what you would like to order.

Liar Liar pants on fire

Moazzam Begg (no that is not the name of a dish at The Bombay Palace) British citizen, Muslim, and Al Qaeda terrorist has been outed as the lying sack of human waste that he is.

Begg has been on a whirlwind tour of the British media claiming he was an innocent victim of the US war on terror. While pimping his tell-all book about his time in Gitmo and his illicit relations with sheep in the Peshwar, he forgot to mention that the statements he gave the FBI after his capture are starkly contrasted with the claims he makes in the book.

When asked why he was in Afghanistan, Mr. Begg told the FBI that he was there to "fight alongside the Taliban and al-Qa'eda against the US and others".

In his book he claims he was simply their to teach Afghan children. Yeah that makes sense cause we all know how into education the Taliban was.

Al Qaeda operatives are taught to make claims of torture because they know that the Western media is sensitive to such topics.

Once again the barbarians are at the gates and we are arguing over the drapes.

Kirby Puckett RIP

Kirby Puckett, the venerable center for the Minnesota Twins, has gone to that big ballfield in the sky.

As a young man I idolized Puckett. Baseball has always been an important part of my life. The greatest lessons I learned were on the diamond with my friends around me and the smell of freshly mowed grass and red dirt.

It is a truly sad day for all us little boys at heart.

'Hippie' chimp to become extinct

The so called 'hippie' chimp is hurtling toward extinction.

The species derived its nickname by from its propensity to solve problems with sex, smoke alot of weed, flee to Canada at the first sign of danger, and devour its own dung.

I, for one, applaud this turn of events. Now that hippies are all but extinct on Earth, I feel that it is time we get rid of the animals that followed them down the road to perdition.

I call for the eradication of the Hippie snaildarter, Crunchy Brazilian crab, Che-tshirt wearing impala, and all the seagulls who circle the Grateful Dead concerts.

The possibility for a hippie free world is upon us. We must be able to take that extra step.

Weightloss the Greek way

Ever wonder how Plato kept so fit and trim? Ever wish you could have Michael Jackson's slim and taunt torso.

Well this is the diet plan for you.

And here we are again

Once again another weekend is about to dawn on a lonely WordBearer. I am still too much of a chicken to ask out a woman. There are several that I find interesting but my severe fear of them hampers any effort. This is one of the flaws in my nature: I can not talk to women.

My friends find it inexplicable. I will do just about anything. I am braver than most, but when it comes to women I become a little wuss. Ah my ego is so fragile. Low self-esteem doesn't help either.

I need to get on one of those shows where gay guys show up at your house and make you over.

Failure thy stench clings to me.

Oh yeah read Ann Coulter's Oscar Picks.

I will get mine up in the next couple of days.

To everyone who visits me on a day to day basis I want to say thank you. I am humbled that you find my little corner of the Web worth your time. I love all of you...I wish I could quit you (tear).

Books that have changed my life

I thought I would enlighten all of you by enumerating the books that have changed my life. This is not a compressive list, but I think it is a nice peak into the psyche of the WordBearer.

1. The Republic - Plato's most famous work has led to many sleepless nights for me. It is full of so many mysteries and questions that it still puzzles me to this day.

2. Dune- Frank Herbert's greatest work tackles questions of politics, ecology, and religion with such a deft and entertaining hand that one can not help but be sucked in. The entire series is solid. Perhaps the best science fiction series ever written. Beware of the spice.

3. The Lord of the Rings - J.R.R. Tolkien's adventure is a pure masterpiece. Need I say more.

4. Death in the Long Grass - Peter Capstick paints a vivid portrait of big game hunting in Africa. This book created a longing to strap on a rifle and pursue the Cape Buffalo, Hippo, and lion through the primordial wilds of the dark contient. Africa calls me in a manner that no other place could.

5. Ronald Reagan and the Politics of Freedom - This is a must have for any lover of Reagan. In this little tome (only 246 pages) is filled with every thing you need to defend the Reagan record from the howling animals on the Left.

6. Reagan's War - This book chronicles Reagan's forty year struggle, and eventual victory, over Communism. Peter Schweizer illustrates the phenomenal spirit that Reagan possessed, and his utter conviction that America would win the Cold War. Additionally, the documentary based on the book, In the Face of Evil, is mandatory viewing for any Reagan lover.

7. The Illiad and Odyssey - The foundations of Western literature. Must read for anyone put there.

8. The Aeneid - Virgil's propaganda poem about the wanderings of the Trojan warrior Aeneas taught me a lot. It gave me a new respect for Roman literature.

9. The Complete Works of Aristophanes - The Greek comic playwright who is a must read for anyone interested in classical theater or political thought. You can not understand Plato till you understand Aristophanes.

There are many more, but these will do for now. I will add some more later perhaps.

Brits love blow...

...just as much as we do.

Sky News is reporting that the use of cocaine among Britians is reaching the same level as the United States.

Cocaine, also known as blow, nose candy, Bolivian Marching Powder, California cornflakes, booger sugar, Lucifer's Left Nostril, Guatemalan gunpowder, Peruvian salt, Showbiz Sherbert, Kennedy Coffee, Shnazzle, Columbian Dancing Dust, Toot, Lady C, or Chinese Sky Candy, is becoming as popular as cannabis among the British.