War for oil...I wish

I agree completely with Frank J.

We need to actually take the oil and kill as many people as possible. We need our SUVs in this country to show our triumph over nature.

Lets just face it, hybrid cars make you gay. As does soccer, hockey, aromatherapy, and watching Seinfeld.

Listen people I don't make up the rules I just arbitrarily enforce them as I see fit.