Sunday, October 22, 2006

With "America can do better" failing to attract voters; Dims new slogan is "Look at all the fags"

IowaHawk is on to them

Hat Tip: Ann Coulter

How come Dims always substitute sex for real political debate? Why do they always attack their opponents in the most base and sexual manner?

They viscously degrade conservative women and harass gay Republicans with constant threats to "out" them. What happened to the party of privacy rights? Why can they not allow gay Republicans their right to keep their private life just that, private?

The point is that they want to make an example of these two groups because they consider them "off the reservation." How dare gays and women not bow to their wisdom? It is cheap intimidation equivalent to a mafia shakedown.

The libs have become the new imperialists. Their subjects are all the people they believe they have to defend against the evil conservatives with their strange notions about truth and the good.

Thursday, October 05, 2006

'Baten for Freedom

Iran's Supreme Mullah Khameini has ruled that "deliberate masturbation during the month of Ramadan renders a fast invalid."

I guess now anyone who decides to scrub scooby or hold the sausage hostage during Ramadan is going to be killed because they offended Muslims.

I can't see what the this guy has against flogging the dolphin, cuffing the carrot, or clearing the snorkel.

I recommend that we all thumb our noses at Iran by going on a date with Pamela Handerson.

I call on all flag waving Americans to take a few minutes out of their day to rough up the suspect, or engage in a little hand-to-gland combat.

A question arises out of this article: What the hell is the difference between deliberate masturbation and accidental?

I did not know you could do it accidentally. I seriously doubt it is possible. Trust me if it was possible I would have found it by now.