Tuesday, January 31, 2006

State of the Union blogging

Go to the Corner of the National Review for full SofU blogging.

The Dims acted like jackasses on the Social Security issue.

Dims and Commies to be obnoxious

How is that any different from any other day? Well they are going to stand outside the SofU address tonight and bang pots.

I hear some of them got confused and brought their bongs.

Just a reminder...

Just remember I love all of you. From Dan Wesson to the lovely anonymous I feel proud that you took some small amount of time out of your day to visit my humble little corner of the web. I hope that you learn something and perhaps have a little laugh along the way.

Be sure to visit me as well at the Dumb Ox

Long live the Blogsphere.

And now kiddies a special word from Sen. Kennedy

We didn't listen.

Buy Danish and pimpslap Muslim radicals

Pimpslap is a new favorite word of mine.

As many of you will now know there is a Muslim boycott of Danish products because of an silly cartoon in a newspaper.

Therefore I encourage all of the loyal fans of the Ring to Buy Danish. Support the Danes against the extremists.

Sunday, January 29, 2006

European Union pimpslaps Hamas run PA

Angela Merkel, in a visit to Israel, has announced that the Europeans are considering cutting aid to the murderous terrorist group Hamas.

My thoughts on the Hamas victory are that this is the best thing that could happen to the Middle East Peace process. Now before you jump on me hear me out.

First of all, now the Palestinian government can no longer deny that it has no control of the suicide bombers. Hamas runs the suicide bombing business. If they do not crack down on their followers then they will become even more unpopular with Western governments.

Secondly, Hamas will most likely bring down even more pain on the Palestinian people and cause them more misery. Some are claiming that this is a failure for democracy. This can not be farther from the truth. Hitler was democratically elected, but that does not constitute the failure of democracy. The Nazis brought such destruction down on the German people that they have not elected a leader like Hitler since. This is probably what will happen to this time around as well.

Last of all we are seeing the death of Hamas as we know it. If it cracks down on its followers they will leave it for other organizations that are less dangerous and easier to exterminate. This could possibly even brew a serious revolt against Hamas and a war within the Islamic terror groups.

Hamas will kill itself in power one way or the other.

Monday, January 23, 2006

Newsweek: Only Red-State men are evil homophobes

According to Newsweek, Brokeback Mountain is a hit with Red-State women.

Does this suprise anyone? The movie combines two things women love: gay guys and hunky young men.

Of course many of them are complaining that they cannot seem to get their husbands to go see this film where two straight actors looking for awards take on roles where they run the serious risk of being called brave.

Will the WordBearer see this film? Nope. Not because I am homophobic, but because I do not like chick-flicks. Even the allure of a naked Anne Hathaway coud not lure me into a theater showing Brokeback Mountain.

I still see this movie, no matter what the directors and actors say, as a way to push a certain lifestyle on the American people.

It does not suprise me that it is winning awards. Hollywood always wants to pretend it is standing up for the oppressed.

Want to make a good movie about modern day discrimination, bigotry, and persecution? Make one about what it is like to be a young conservative on an American campus.

Word of advice, if you want to get men to see a movie about a tragic gay love affair, the protagonists better be women. How about a lesbian cowgirl movie? We could call it "Where Have All the Cowboys Gone?"

Seriously, how many women would agree to go see such a movie with their husbands?

Michael Moore: "Oh great now Canada sucks too"

Michael Moore has ceased cramming his word hole with pies, cakes, and small animals long enough to tell the people of Canada how they should vote.

The idiocy of this man continues to astound me.

Billboarding Castro

I would rather be waterboarding him, but this will do in the meantime.

Sunday, January 22, 2006

A new venture

I have decided to create a new venture. Those of you who visit this site and The Dumb Ox are perfectly aware of my Rightward lean.

Well I am also a strong supporter of the embattled Tom Delay.

In honor of this great man I have set up a blog exclusively for Delay content.

You can visit "Delay the Left" by clicking on the link at on the left.

Monday, January 16, 2006

Dick Cheney = Bill Brasky

Perhaps. Considering all the outlandish claims the Left makes about Cheney on a daily basis, I think that perhaps he is superhuman. Then I realized that he was. Here are some of the things I know about Cheney:

He eats kittens during Passover

I once saw him suckerpunch Ryan Seacrest

He urinates Fresca

Cheney was the original frontman for "Flock of Seagulls"

Dick Cheney was baptized by a one-eyed mule

The sight of Cheney's naked torso inspired the movie "Jurrassic Park"

His leg hairs are used to construct the International Space Station

They say the video game Mortal Kombat was based on Cheney singing in the shower

Dick Cheney broke Brokeback Mountain

His cigarettes are rolled from a combination of human skin and seaweed

Cheney invented the term "bull market" while on vacation in Tijuana

He ate Gilbert Grape

Once Cheney got drunk and while wandering down the street was hit by a bus. Everyone on the bus died. Cheney did not even have a hangover the next day.

Pakistan named a tank after him.

He sank the Love Boat

I hear they based the plot of Pulp Fiction on Cheney's answers to a Rorshack Test

He rides to work in a carriage pulled by zebras

Cheney shot the sherriff...and the deputy

He wrote a response to Jimmy Hendrix called "Excuse me while I punch the Sky"

His nipples are worshipped in Togo

Tuesday, January 10, 2006

This has happened to me six, seven times maybe

Hat tip National Review.

One minute you are just clowning around with your friends, the next your junk is stuck in a mousetrap. Who hasn't seen that situation played out.

Wednesday, January 04, 2006

OBL not on dialysis

Hope the myth will die because of this. Of course to me it is erroneous anyway, he died four years ago.

Once we finish picking through Tora Bora we will find his remains and put an end to the "we still haven't found Bin Laden" tirade from the Left. Even if we caught him alive ACLU lawyers would be lining up to defend him in court and Howard Dean would be worried that we might torture him.