And they say house calls are dead

An elderly Florida man has been arrested for giving fake breast exams.

Black bag in hand, Phillip Winikoff went door to door and actually convinced two women that he was a doctor and performed breast exams on them. How stupid are these women?

Police say people grew suspicious when they noticed his bag was full of tissues and that his shirt said F.B.I. (Female Body Inspector).

I deplore his methods, but admire his moxy.