All the trappings of the West...none of its ethics

Here is a great article on the crimes committed against women every day in India.

Female infanticide is common in India. Men want sons, and punish their wives when girls are born.

My heart broke when I read the part about the girls in the orphanage. I probably will never have children. Extreme doses of radiation in my past have put the skids on that. Still, I want to adopt one of these little girls. This story broke through even my tough exterior.

Where are the Liberal on this? Why have they, the supposed defenders of women, been silent? They prattle on everyday about non-existent glass ceilings, "good old boy networks," and the like. Of course, most of these complaints are just ways to cover up their own incompetence. Why has Nancy Pelosi never mentioned this? Where is Harry Reid (probably taking bribes)?

I can tell you why they are silent. As lovers of multiculturalism, they would refute their own ideology and self-hatred if they spoke out against it.

The multiculturalist lie starts with the premise the all cultures are equal, or at least that no real value judgments can be made about any of them. It is a hollow argument full of relativism and error, but they hold it in the face of Reason and evidence. Additionally, they fail to account for their belief that value judgments are bad. Isn't that a value judgment?

The truth is that some cultures have pathologies that should be stamped out. Female infanticide in India is one of them.

Round up of various editorials

Time for another group of editorials. Sometimes others say things so much better than I ever could that it makes sense to defer to them.

1. Little Miss Craptacular (My title)

I saw Little Miss Sunshine. It was by far one of the worst movies I have ever seen. It was depressing, self-absorbed, and full of narcissistic characters one simply can not embrace.

The movie was not funny, it was just boring. The plot frequently dragged, and the message of the film seemed to be "Hey all Americans are living a futile existence full of drug addicted grandfathers, suicidal gay uncles, and failure fathers." There is a significant anti-male bias in the film.

In the end it seems like the scriptwriters took characters from esoteric European existentialist novels and put in a VW Bus.

2. We have a choice

Of all America's liberals, at least Joe Lieberman gets it.

3. I'm not Homophobic; I'm Chick-O-Centric

This guy is saying what we are all thinking.

4. Continued Dependency: Billions of Dollars a year; Killing the Welfare State with Truth: Priceless

Thomas Sowell is our muse.

The monster celebrates

Zimbabwe's tyrant Robert Mugabe is having his 83rd birthday on Saturday.

He is celebrating in grand style, by banning political protests and docking the wages on civil servants to pay for his punch and pie extravaganza.

While Mugabe parties, the people of Zimbabwe continue to starve. The price of bread is now $15,000 Zimbabwe dollars for four loaves. That is about what a farm worker makes in a month.

Of course I am sure all you liberal commies will blame Western imperialism.

Bet you won't see this on Cops

An Irvin police officer was found not guilty after ejaculating on a stripper he pulled over.

He admitted it, DNA proves he did it, yet the jury would not convict. This is what happens when you let a bunch of half educated proles on the jury.

Manlaw

I love those commercials.

Here are some additions of my own:

1. Topics off limits for conversation during football games: Your "feelings" about anything other than the merits of the 3-4 defense, the appropriate name for a cat, and whether or not the dip will "go to your hips."

2. All competitive drinking must be performed with a regulation 3 foot college beer bong.

3. Badmitton is not a sport.

4. Giving a stripper a $5 when your buddies are dishing out $1 is a serious breach of etiquette. Punishment will be that the next round is on you rich boy.

5. All conversations in restrooms will be limited to one syllable words.

6. Sideburn length is not to exceed 1/4 an inch unless one can show proof of membership in a Civil War reenactment society.

Worst Half-Time Show ever

I really get up for the Super Bowl folks. I love football even though my team, the Houston Texans, sucks so so bad.

It seems that every year the halftime show gets worse and worse. This year we have Prince on stage looking like a meth addicted Aunt Jemima singing songs I have never heard.

Who the hell plans these things? Do they not understand their demographic? Ok, most of the people watching the NFL are guys like me. We do not want to see Prince, Jessica Simpson (unless she is wearing a swimsuit and has here mouth duct taped shut), or any other female oriented singer on stage.

Here is the perfect Half-Time show for the demographic:

Act I: The Parade of Machine Guns - Here a bunch of women dressed in camo bikinis walk through the stadium carrying machine guns loaded with blanks. They fire them off while the PA system plays "Rock You Like a Hurricane." (Substitute in another song if the game is being played in New Orleans)

Act II: Showcase of Strippers - In the second act a giant stage full of polls will be wheeled out with 100 polls. Then 100 of America's best strippers will hit the stage and dance a set to "I love Rock and Roll."

Act III (The Final Act) American Idol Loser Hunting - After the strippers are taken off the field and all the dollar bills are picked up, a giant maze will be place on the field. At one end is a recording contract; on the other the losers 3-5 on the latest American Idol. They are then set loose into the maze which contains 12 of Africa's best big game hunters and Dick Cheney. If they can get through without being killed, they get the contract.

I would watch ever minute of that.

Harry Potter and the Wizard of Ass

Apparently there is more going on at the Harry Potter Conference in Vegas than talk about the Dark Lord and speculation on who will take the next Quidditch Cup.

It seems that there is more to it than that.

The attendees are overwhelmingly women; which is no surprise. Yet the topics are. Marxist readings of Harry Potter. Harry Potter gay porn. Rape story lines.

What is wrong with our society?

Stories like this point out the overarching theme of my blog: America, and the West in general, has slipped into an irrevocable downward spiral of moral decay and worthless hedonism.

To me the Harry Potter books are about heroism, standing for what is right, and the virtue of sacrifice. I have never entertained a single sexual thought while reading a Harry Potter book. In fact, that is why I like them so much. They seem to be free from the taint of the passions and engender positive ideals about Truth and good.

What are these women lacking in this era that would make them want to hear stories about a character in a child's book being raped by another? I thought Women's Lib was supposed to make society better for women. Why would the women raised to be warriors reveal in stories about rape and beastiality?

We all know the true answer folks: The Sexual Revolution did not make us more open and thoughtful about sex, it made us more vicious about it.

The zeitgeist is to get off in what ever way pleases you and to hell with anyone who might disagree.

Our openness and rejection of Truth have produced a generation of female predators who watch "Sex and the City", write gay Harry Potter snuff porn, and fantasize about sex with animals.

What kind of mothers will these women be? What sort of children will they raise? How will we survive with them?

Happy Birthday Mr. Vice-President

Happy Birthday Dick Cheney!!!


It is times like this that make me reflect on why Dick Cheney is the greatest human being ever to live.

It is because all of these are true:

All tsunamis can be linked to Dick Cheney eating Indian food.

His favorite color is Fear.

The Chinese calendar includes a "Year of the Dick Cheney." Its symbol is Dick Cheney eating the last known Dodo bird.

He has three testicles and they are all registered to vote.

Dick Cheney's favorite childhood toy was the skull of Che Gueverra

While in Africa he ate an entire herd of elephants then gave everyone in the Congo AIDS.

His elementary school talent show act involved him waterboarding a Kindergartener. He got first place and the Presidential Medal of Freedom.

He invented the telegram and used it to send threatening messages to President Lincoln.

He once shanked the Prime minister of Ireland.

He can eat coal and crap Neil Diamond.

All Roadrunner cartoons are loosely based on his experiences as a child star.

Now they will come for the tortillas

Growing bored with starving our own poor, American energy policy is now attempting to starve the poor unwashed of Mexico...unless they are in the U.S. where they will get enough food stamps to buy all the tortillas they need.

Soon this shortage will spread to the US. We will run out of burritos, scoops, and Fritos.

People at Super Bowl parties will be forced to use their hands to enjoy salsa and bean dip.

Here is Charles Krauthammer's latest about the stupidity of ethanol.

Perfect Americans vs. Mindless barbarians

VDH has another great column

He makes a good point about how the rest of the world seems to suffer from a sort of schizophrenia.

We hear it all the time: The rich US should get involved/the imperialistic US should stay out of everyone else's business.

There really is not a principled opposition to the US out there.

The liberals are right about one thing, we are hated for what we have done in the past. We are hated by the socialists because it is the rich, free, capitalistic America that felled their Russian experiment and calls into question their surety in the class war and the triumph of the proletariat. The Islamists hate us because we stand athwart the road of the future, barring the victory of Muhammad and declaring that the people of the planet deserve the right to choose their own destiny.

Our very existence mocks them. Here in the US the workers care not for class struggle or for socialism. American workers would rather have a red sports car than a red scarf tied around their neck.

Our large open society demands that one treat others the same, while the Islamist want to enslave others to their will and to their primitive religion.

Yet, I fear that the barbarians are winning. We are no longer sure of ourselves. We demand perfection of ourselves and our government, while our media and elites gloss over the savage behavior of our enemies.

Cruel mass murders are called "agrarian reformers" and grace the glossy covers of Time magazine while Americans who pray on their knees every night and love their neighbors are called a threat.

Islamists who behead reporters, suicide bomb, and bully the West are called "freedom fighters" and are treated as equals.

The world is a sad place. We are truly in an age where good is called evil and evil is called good.

Live, Laugh, Love

Folks, sometimes you just need to laugh.

Therefore, I present you with hornymanatee.com

NY Times mourns their favorite Dictator

The NY Times is falling all over itself in this love letter to Saddam.

This article is replete with the absurd.

Number one: Who cares that Saddam grew up "lonely and impoverished"? It is irrelevant. Does that excuse the hundreds of thousands he killed? Does it make him less culpable for the deaths of men, women, and children?

Many people grow up miserable and poor and never harm anyone.

The Times was apparently appalled by the executions "unruly, mocking atmosphere ." Why does this matter at all? The seem to think that Saddam deserved to die with more dignity. Saddam received more dignity and due process than all the people in the mass graves he filled.


Here is my favorite part of the entire article:

"The leader of Mr. Hussein's Albu-Nasir tribe, Sheik Ali al-Nida, said that before flying to Baghdad on an American helicopter, he had been so fearful for his safety that he had written a will. Bizarrely, Sheik Nida and others were shown on Iraqi television collecting the coffin from the courtyard in front of Mr. Maliki's office, where it sat unceremoniously in a police pickup."

Good. It is fitting that the Butcher of Baghdad went out in this manner. He died with a whimper and not a bang, hung as the criminal he was.

His death should be unmourned. I am upset that he is even being buried. They should have loaded the body into a Blackhawk, flown it into the deep desert, and dumped it, to be covered by the sands of time.

The world is a better place for his passing. His legacy will be shame, defeat, and eternal damnation.

The NY Times should be ashamed of itself.

Muslims act like barbarians...again.

Buddhist Thais are fleeing from attacks by Muslims in southern Thailand.

The Muslim insurgents mainly are targeting Buddhist teachers and monks in an effort to intimidate Buddhist Thais into fleeing from the region.

I'm sure none of you are surprised. This situation further exposes that the heart of our struggle is a fight against global jihad. I guarantee that these animals are receiving monetary support from the Middle East oil dictators and from western Muslims who see this as a prelude to Muslim gains in Europe and the Americas.

The Muslims in Thailand want a pure Islamic state. They do not want a place were their people can be free. They want a region where they can enforce their thuggish view of their religion on anyone who does not agree with them. They essentially seek to create a Tehran with spicier food.

Surprisingly, 25 teachers have been beheaded. Wonder where they learned that?

This situation draws parallels in my mind to that in France. Both have a Muslim population in the southern part of the nation that is agitating for Sharia and their own Islamic state.

We have already seen intimidation tactics in France, where Jews are beaten and temples torched. Soon they will turn more heavily on the few Frenchmen who have not surrendered their souls to the relativism and hedonism of modernity.

I'm surprised that this has not made international headlines. Hell, Buddhists are being attacked. Where is Richard Gere? I thought that the Hollywood people would come out to defend their second favorite religion, after Islam that is.

The global jihad marches on. I am sure soon their will be a peace deal in Thailand, brokered by Jimmy Carter, in which the Thais give the Muslims everything they want and apologize for their existence. This is the same sort of deal Carter is demanding that the Jews give the Palestinians. This will lead to a rump caliphate that will spread Islamic terror throughout the rest of south and southeast Asia.

2007, the year that will be

It is that time of year again folks. It is time for your humble Wordbearer to make his predictions for the new year. Since, with skills rivaling that of Miss Cleo, I was 100% accurate on my predictions for 2006, I will prognosticate for 2007.

In the year 2007...

Dimocrats will reach out to the Muslim world by declaring Idaho a caliphate and beheading Barney Frank on CNN. The production will earn an Emmy.

A massive gay underground will be exposed in the NFL. This will forever make the term "running the option" an occasion for ribald laughter.

Martians will continue their domiance of Mars unchallenged.

Al Gore will fall into a coma after a joke at the dentist involving an "inconvenient tooth."

In order to bring the point home to the American public, global warming will be rechristened "Sweaty Maker."

China will bow to international pressure and finally admit that Duck Sauce really is mostly turtle.

The tears of Gypsies will be found to be a powerful aphrodisiac. Consequently, Cher will be beaten to death.

Heterosexual pride will be on display that the 145th annual "Homo Beating Parade" in Atlanta Georgia.

Saying the word "Jumanji" will not only be a way to reference a delightful children's movie, but also a convenient way of expressing your hatred of the Jews.

Let's promote a dialogue

By crucifying Santa.

This guy is very very sick. Listen I understand that people dislike the consumerism surrounding Christmas. Personally I try to keep it all in perspective.

This is the wrong way to make a point. All this does is show that this guy is a jerk that misunderstands the magic that is Christmas. Children are the true lovers of Christmas. Their souls are still pure enough to see that there really are magical things that can touch the places in our hearts that we adults have forgotten.

I love the guys justification: "I was just trying to start a dialogue."

That is the most hollow excuse I have ever heard. It is the refrain of the man who has been beaten.

A similar phrase is "Well I have the right to think what I want." Normally this is said by someone who has tried to defend an untenable position and lost.

And an honest man was laid low.

John Bolton, probably this nation's greatest UN Rep, will resign.

John Bolton is an honest man. John Bolton is a decent man. John Bolton is the only one with those traits in the UN.

The Dims have gotten what they wanted. Now the US will take the route they want: appeasing totalitarian thugs and pretending that the barbarians can be turned away with pretty trinkets.

We are Rome and the barbarians are at the gates. Thanks to the Dims one of our best men has been sacrificed on the altar of political correctness and weakness.

May God have mercy on our souls and may our posterity know of the whispered land where men once were free.

Weapons that don't exist, but should

I present my Christmas list.

Other weapons that do not exist but should:

1. Chainsaw Toilet Paper - Just when you think it is safe to use the bathroom...

2. Wedding cake with a midget Ninja inside - just the way to whack a mafia Don on the day of his daughters wedding.

3. The World's Smallest Fiddle filled with the World's Smallest A-Bomb - Where is your sympathy now?

4. A Giant Projector that Projects Naked Pictures of Teddy Kennedy onto the Moon - Suicide inducing

5. The Shatner-Launcher - I...just...can't...contain...it

6. The Electric Burrito - A little death from South of the Border

7. Sushi laced with Polonium - Wait someone has already invented that.

They took something so innocent and made it dirty

Peace activists (a.k.a. pussies and cowards mostly) are promoting a "Global Orgasm for Peace Day"

Why do people on the Left think that they will achieve something with the meaningless gesture?

These people have a deep misunderstanding of the world. This situation relates to the "Make Love Not War" chants of the 60's and the sexual excess of the 70's.

These sorts of people believe that the problems of the world can be linked to people not having enough orgasms. The truth is that we are having to many. Listen people, sex is a great and enjoyable thing, but it is NOT the defining thing about man.

Always remember the intellectual is the person who has found something more interesting than sex.

I love this line from the article: (Concerning why the orgasm will succeed where soft power and appeasement have failed) "Your mind is like a blank. It's like a meditative state. And mass meditations have been shown to make a change."

My response: Where? Point to the mass mediations that have made any measurable change.

Folks there are none. These people need pick up a calendar and realize that it is no longer 1968.

The activists behind this gained notoriety earlier for getting 50 naked women to spell the word "peace". The article makes it seem like this was some sort of world changing event, but we all know better.

What possible good can come from getting 50 lesbian Marxists to cast aside their flannel and combat boots to spell peace? I could get 50 drunken frat boys to get naked and spell any damn thing I wanted. Does that mean I have changed the world or done anything besides offending good taste?

People like this are the reason we are losing the war against Islamic barbarians. They can only see their idealized vision of the world, ignoring the harsh realities.

Our great Republic is gone, all we have left are ejaculating hippies.

John Wayne is rolling in his grave.

How you going keep em down on the farm, once they have seen Tehran?

Well the Dims are going to pull the US out of Iraq.

This is expressly against the wishes of the independent voters who put them in office by razor thin numbers over a week ago.

Charles Krauthammer has a great post election wrap up.

This last election the American people asked for a new course in Iraq. The Dims want to sink the ship.

Their plan seems to be this:
1. Turn the courty over to the Iraqis, i.e. cut
and
2. "redeploy"...also known as run.

This plan should look familiar. Back in the 70's we called it Vietnamization.

Soon after we pull out the Dim Congress will pass something like the Foreign Assistance Act of 1974, which banned the US from helping the South Vietnamese defend themselves and voided our rights to assist them under the Paris Peace Accords.

The Dimocrat plan will end in the same mesh or refugees, oppression, and will embolden our enemies just as our pull out in Vietnam did.

Every American life you save by pulling out now means that you will kill 20 in the future.

Side note:

Iran is moving to distance itself from the dollar.

Cheney...We are at your mercy

Dick Cheney: man, myth, future tyrant of man.

Why do we fear him?

Because the following are true...

He once released a book on the subject of potty training. It came with an "encourament tazer."

The song "Unchained Melody" was originally called "UnCheney Melody." It was changed because people were disturbed by sound of women weeping and children being immolated.

He once stabbed a man for using the wrong fork at dinner.

His thoughts on the proper application of the death penalty were made into the movie "Flash Dance."

John Denver wrote "Rocky Mountain High" after watching Dick Cheney ingest thirty tons of opium.

Dick Cheney is in the bushes outside your house right now.

In first grade he was suspended for waterboarding his teacher. He received the Pulitzer Prize for the photos.

Every Thanksgiving he deep fries a California Condor...then just throws it out.

The entire plot for the Harry Potter series is based off of the orgasmic screams of Dick Cheney.

Dick Cheney is responsible for the fall of the Roman Empire, British Empire, and the stock market in 1929.

The Exxon Valdez did not run aground. It was dynamited by Cheney to settle his score with the Eskimos.

Every movie ever made by Stanley Kubrick was inspired by conversations with Cheney in the showers at a NY Bally's Total Fitness.