Sunday, February 04, 2007


I love those commercials.

Here are some additions of my own:

1. Topics off limits for conversation during football games: Your "feelings" about anything other than the merits of the 3-4 defense, the appropriate name for a cat, and whether or not the dip will "go to your hips."

2. All competitive drinking must be performed with a regulation 3 foot college beer bong.

3. Badmitton is not a sport.

4. Giving a stripper a $5 when your buddies are dishing out $1 is a serious breach of etiquette. Punishment will be that the next round is on you rich boy.

5. All conversations in restrooms will be limited to one syllable words.

6. Sideburn length is not to exceed 1/4 an inch unless one can show proof of membership in a Civil War reenactment society.