Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Cartoon Rage Continues in Pakistan....Fast food the real victim

Protesters rampaged through two Pakistani cities destroying a KFC and a Pizza Hut.

Casualties included a Family sized bucket of chicken and an extra large pizza with the works.

"It was terrible. There were individual sized cartons of potato wedges and mashed potato powder all over the street" reported local witness Shari Gholum. "The police tried to subdue the protesters with firehoses but the water reacted with the mashed potatoes. The street was swimming in Idaho spuds."

Unconfirmed reports state that the authorities disbursed the mob by peppering them with piping hot biscuits.