Sarin, Ricin, Whisky?

A Scottish distillery is reviving an ancient recipe for a quadruple-distilled whisky.

Supposedly more than two tablespoons full of the 92-proof concoction can kill a man. I don't know about you but I want some.

The United States Secret Service has admitted to monitoring the installation because there is only a slight difference between distilling whisky and making chemical weapons.

Maybe this is why the Europeans have been so good at making chemical weapons, especially the Russians who have the largest stockpile of the munitions. Our severe alcohol dependency gave us all the equipment necessary and enough vicious hangovers to make such an idea plausible.

One day we will all be minding our own business and bam, some Scottish terrorist will unleash a cloud of whisky onto a major city, killing thousands and making millions more hug total strangers.

Race baiting on display

Panders, poverty pimps, and Black Socialists descended on the fair city of Houston this week to do what they do best: attack Bush and Republicans.

Louis FarraCon claimed that: "Condoleezza Rice doesn't speak for us. She speaks for Halliburton and George W. Bush."

This is typical of his type. They all make the claim that any African-American who does not agree with them is an outsider.

Isn't it conceivable Mr FarraCon that there could be black Americans who agree with Condi? You do not have a monopoly on the black consciousness sir. To bad he has the Dims ear.

By request...

...I shall continue elaborating on the exploits of the man, the myth, the man every woman (and man) wants to be with: Dick Cheney

Dick Cheney uses Icy Hott as a personal lubricant

When Dick Cheney is around Cheerios are a lot less cheery

All Toughman Contests were cancelled after Cheney stopped the eruption of a volcano with his tongue

Dick Cheney was banned from the Big Brothers program for hazing

Dick Cheney invented the technique of water boarding while studying for the seminary

He once pimpslapped the Aurora Borealis

He once found six missing Argentinean soccer players in his navel

The entire script for Cats was inspired by Cheney's suggestions in a Suggestion Box at an Arby's in Tucson

He played two seasons in the NFL will setting scoring records in the WNBA

Dick Cheney's dandruff can be used to insulate spacecraft

The last thing J. R.R. Tolkien ever wrote was "Dick Cheney is the Lord of the Rings"

He pays his hospital bills with the pelts of rabbits he kills with a toothpick

Dick Cheney drinks his coffee from the gilded skull of Walt Disney

Robert Downey Jr turned to heroin after Dick Cheney refused to molest him

His ruminations about the nature of the Universe were converted into the television show Xena: Warrior Princess

Dick Cheney's stress tests involve a treadmill, eighty pounds of raw human flesh, and four stout men

Sweden and the rise of FemiFascism

Stanley Kurtz over at the National Review has an eye-opening look into the future that we all face at the hands of the radical feminists.

The Swedes, after legalizing gay marriage, are now trying to install a system of gender-neutral institutions that allow multiple partner unions. This is insane.

Sweden is now the frontline for the death of Western Civilization.

It is all the fault of a radical gang of Feminists who have a vision, not of equality for everyone, but of a world devoid of men.

Stanley is right on the money with his assessment of the gay marriage issue. It is mainly the cause of a bunch of radical left-wingers who want to destroy marriage altogether. Marxist theory calls for the end of the burgesses family and they seek to surreptitiously accomplish his goals.

Democracy may be coming to Uganda

There may be a new 'Spring' on the African continent.

The President of Uganda, Yoweri Museveni, who amended the national Constitution so he could run for a third term, may not secure the majority he needs.

Yoweri Museveni has ruled the country for 20 years, and this is the first multi-party election in 26 years.

His campaign has employed thuggish tactics worthy of the most repressive Middle Eastern or Soviet autocrat.

If he does manage to gain the presidency through fraud and intimidation, perhaps an African version of the Ukrainian Orange Revolution I think this would be a positive development for a continent that has spent to much time under the jackboot of poverty, Socialism, and war.

Charles Krauthammer on QuailGate

Charles Krauthammer's column on Quailgate and the fits of hysteria that the media went into is worth a read.

I think that Cheney handled the situation well. I have spent time in that part of the country, and I am a quail hunter, so I think I understand the situation better than most. South Texas is a lot different from New York or D.C. Hunting and the risks associated with it are better understood down here.

The media's charges of malfeasant are totally off-base. Cheney had nothing to hide here. This is just a bunch of pencilnecked little nancy-boys from the Northeast going into fits over Big Bad Cheney and his patridge popper.

The MSM has been looking for a reason to go after Cheney for a while. The Scotter Libby thing has fizzled for the time being and the Energy Committee is ancient history.

This story will go away now that the media has gotten their chance to vent their spleens.

As long as they keep making them

I will keep posting them

Since this gets me a lot of hits

I have noticed that people seem to respond more to personal issues than to news stories. I theorize that this is due to the natural human inclination to relate to one another. We all wish to find that common thread that unites us.

Ok here is a question to pose: What do women really want? I have been given contradictary information. Some tell me that they like bad boys and that the worse you treat them the more they love you. I have also been told that they like sweet nice guys. Yet the nice guys always seem to lose out.

Well ladies (and gentlemen) lets hear it.

If I could not be the WordBearer

I would want to be William F. Buckley Jr.

Is Europe going 'wobbly'

The Washington Times thinks so.

For all of you who think politicians are whores

Here is your proof.

Just a Rant

I just saw a Planned Parenthood commercial.

The tagline was "A plan you can love with." apparently using the "live" in place of "love" was not appropriate for an organization founded on the principle of murdering the innocent.

They are not even committed to love. The greatest byproduct of love is a child. By denying this they are denying love.

Even I am offended by this.

Wow, someone else is a sick minded as I am.

Oh God, Alito is hiring conservatives

Why is this even a story?

This is about as earthshattering as news that Hitler hired Nazis, or Hillary is hiring Commies, or Teddy Kennedy is hiring pedophiles.

Thank you all

I was noticing that the map is starting to fill. I am getting hits from Europe, Argentina, and alot of traffic from Georgia and Florida. Weird because I do not know anyone in Georgia. Also seem to get traffic from the Plain states. I may end up in Nebraska for law school so that is interesting.

I am honored that yall choose to visit me. I am thankful for all of you.

It is sort of a trip for me. To know that people from all over the world are coming to see the things I post at 2 in the morning in my Superman underwear.

Quite an ego trip for an ugly little guy like me.

Keep coming back my friends, and please if you have something to say, say it.

Well I am going to bed. I need rest...tomorrow I make a move on a special little lady.

Cheney's shotgun wedding...

...is being covered over at Blame Bush.

Cartoon Rage Continues in Pakistan....Fast food the real victim

Protesters rampaged through two Pakistani cities destroying a KFC and a Pizza Hut.

Casualties included a Family sized bucket of chicken and an extra large pizza with the works.

"It was terrible. There were individual sized cartons of potato wedges and mashed potato powder all over the street" reported local witness Shari Gholum. "The police tried to subdue the protesters with firehoses but the water reacted with the mashed potatoes. The street was swimming in Idaho spuds."

Unconfirmed reports state that the authorities disbursed the mob by peppering them with piping hot biscuits.

Valentine's Day Ideas

Well here we are. Yet another Valentine's Day is upon us. So it has come to this.

Ah Valentine's Day, or as I call it: "The day I drink until all my other single friends are standing over me asking 'You ok buddy'."

Recently, after going down in flames more times than a Japanese pilot in 1944, I decided to get some suggestions from the Peanut Gallery about romantic things to do on this hallowed holiday.

P.S. None of that "It is just a day made up by corporate America to sell cards and candy" crap. By saying that you immediately declare that you are a loser and will be spending the day watching Friends re-runs and mainlining Ben & Jerry's.

Dick Cheney has shot a guy

In an apparent hunting accident, Dick Cheney shot and injured a fellow hunter.

This isn't the first person he has gunned down, and it won't be the last.

When people trumpet China's economic growth

Show them this.

The article has several interesting points. One of which is the development of the Chinese economy. According to the Chinese government, by 2050 China will be 'moderately' developed. This does not jive with the forecasts that China will be the economic powerhouse of the new millennium.

I think that the estimates of China's growth are overly-optimistic. The sole virtue China offers the world is a surplus of cheap labor. That is a commodity that is widely available in other parts of the world such as the Indian subcontinent, Eastern Europe, Africa, and Latin America. Plus China is sitting on a demographic timebomb much like Western Europe. By culling the younger generations they are going to face pressures on the industries that they are now developing. An 80 year old is not very useful in a steel mill.

Give a shout out for your country.

I just put in a tracker that gives me an idea about where some of my hits are coming from, and I am astounded that people from all over the world are coming to my humble little corner of the web.

I just want to say thank you for visiting me. I love you all and I consider you all friends.

If you can how about giving a little "shout out" to let me know where you are from.

VDH has a great column...

on the peril that we now face.

His attack on our multicultural assumptions is a classic.

Brokeback to the Future

What, you thought I wouldn't find this?

I know this is sad...

...and it makes more even more of a loser, but why not appeal to a larger audience for advice.

I'm attempting to gain the attention of a very particular young lady. She is extraordinarily beautiful and very classy, but I just can't seem to figure out how to make the approach. I'm an ok looking guy, but I just can't figure out an approach.

Any advice from the Peanut Gallery would be appreciated.

The future is body based technology

In the future your body will be used to open doors and turn on lights...just like it does now except more high tech.

Of course now we can finally make "Talk to the Hand" a reality.

Dick Cheney Redux

As many of you know I am enamored with the colossal man who stands athwart history: Dick Cheney. Here is a collection of some more things I have learned about Dick Cheney.

His grip can recharge a car battery.

Dick Cheney is the illegitimate son of John Wayne and a circus elephant.

His nose hairs are used to fix suspension bridges.

Once Dick Cheney drew on an Etch-A-Sketch in a doctor's office. The next day the drawing was found by a scriptwriter and turned into the movie "Porky's"

He channels the spirit of Joseph Stalin... and then kills it over and over and over again.

Once, while in the Middle East, a Muslim radical threw a Molotov Cocktail at him. He caught it, drank the contents then ate the bottle. The next day he had horrible indigestion. It wasn't from the Molotov cocktail, it was because he ate the radical as well.

Instead of chicken wings he eats the wings of DC-10s. His dipping sauce is made of honey and the tears of the proletariat.

His first grade book report on "One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish" won a Pulitzer Prize.

Dick Cheney is mentioned in the Book of Leviticus

He fathered Angelina Jolie's child

Dick Cheney is down with the sickness

They were going to name the Pershing Missile after Dick Cheney but thought it might frighten the Soviets into a nuclear exchange.

He can fry bacon on his inner thigh

Further evidence...

that the Islamic fundamentalists are nothing more than barbarians.

An Iranian court has sentenced an 18 year old girl to death. What was here crime? Killing a man who attempted to rape her.

The girl, and her niece, were in a park with their boyfriends when the animals attacked them. The girls cowardly boyfriends fled during the attack and left their girls at the mercy of the attackers.

Is this the kind of society that Muslims want to build? How come "moderate" Muslims do not condemn this? This is the sort of thing that leads people to think that all the people of the Middle East are barbarians.

I do not personally think that all Muslims are savages, but the ones who seek to kill the innocent are. I think that we are all basically the same, and that more unites humanity than divides it. Moderate Muslims need to stand up.

The Supreme Court Building will burn next

Will Franklin over at Willisms points out this interesting tidbit : There is a depiction of Muhammad in the US Supreme Court Building.

Let the belated rioting begin.

I can't believe I forgot about this. The Supreme Court building is my favorite spot in Washington.

The Ox has an Exclusive

Get over to the Dumb Ox for this exclusive about new Mohammed cartoons about to hit the presses in France.


Looks like this story won't die for a while. Let the embassies burn.

Kind of conflicted. If the Muslims get upset about this one they will burn the French Embassies. Sort of hard for me to get upset about that.

P.S. click on the Crips Ads to keep the Dumb Ox going.

More Sheehanimania

Patrick Hurley's column about the traitor/idiot/commie Cindy Sheehan is worth a read.

I like his idea. Let her speak. Hell give her a microphone.

I want her to tell us about what she thinks about the economy while she sits in Howard Dean's lap.

How about we have Ted Kennedy put his arm around her while she pontificates about how she would handle the terrorists in the Middle East.

Even better, let her be the keynote speaker at the Dim Convention in 2008.

By then the Dims will be onboard with my Shoot Sheehan campaign.

Just can't do it.

As anyone will notice I have not been commenting on the Danish cartoon controversy much. The reason for this is because I am not all that impressesd with what is going on. The cartoon was tame conpared to what is printed in Arab newspapers on a weekly basis.

The Muslim reaction is what anyone should expect from barbarians faced with a threat to their way of thought. It is irrational, childish, counterproductive, and unwarranted.

If you want good coverage go to:

The Dumb Ox

Michelle Malkin

They are doing such a good job I dare attempt to challenge them.

My connection has been slow before

But never slow enough for this.

Perhaps I was a little hasty

When I pronounced Europe dead.

This column from the London Telegraph gives me new hope that the Europeans are finally ready to fight the Muslim animals that threaten Western Civilization.

One can wish.

Theodore Dalrymple: The Doom of the West

Sounds like a line from Lord of the Rings.

Dalrymple has a great column about the problems facing Europe these days. Of course I am getting a little tired of the whole "Europe is going to collapse" thing. Not out of disagreement, but because it is so painfully obvious. The stupid Europeans seem more than willing to go down with their socialist ship so why should we waste more ink on them.

Read it here

Angry Muslims boycott; burn stuff.

Syrian protesters today burned the Danish and Norwegian embassies in Damascus.

I love how this is being painted as a showdown between religion and the press. This is nothing of the sort. The Muslims of the world have every right to boycott, but this is too far. This is an encounter between the press and a bunch of nihilistic thugs who will use any excuse to vent their impotent rage at the West. Religion is just their excuse.

I agree with Voltaire : "To the wicked everything serves as a pretext."

UK NHS wait list is down to six months.

And they consider this progress.

Socialized medicine is such a bad idea and this just proves it. Previously, there had been people waiting over 15 months for an operation. I just wonder how many people have succumbed to their conditions or were just forced to suffer unnecessarily because of the European addiction to socialism.

Peace Corp worker killed in shark attack

For some reason I just find this really funny.


Apparently we do not reach out enough to the aquatic community.

Kylie Minogue is beating Breast Cancer

The Australian singing sensation, and a woman who is hotter than Shakira (there I said it Ox), has won her battle with cancer.

Lets hope the victory is permanent.

Jack Bauer is Sleepless in Seattle

Not really, but this is a great re-edit.

Great Idea

Shoot Sheehan

Disclaimer: The WordBearer in no way endorses violence. All capital punishment must be carried out by the government establishment ordained to do so.


That being said I have a new idea. We all know the filthy traitor that is Cindy Sheehan. Just last week she was in Venezuela to hobnob with the anti-American Communist dictator Hugo Chavez.

Chavez is currently working with Islamic terrorists and the terror sponsoring state of Cuba.

therefore by meeting with our enemy and providing him with "aid and comfort," Cindy Sheehan has committed treason. If anyone had done this in WW2 they would have been shot.

I declare Cindy Sheehan a traitor and demand that she be shot. She has endangered the lives of Americans and is a threat to national security.

A School Board out of control

A group of religious leaders in the Texas town of Port Arthur have called for a general student strike starting Friday to protest abuses by the school board.

This issue is close to my heart because I grew up in Port Arthur. I did not attend PAISD, but I am aware of it problems.

Let me explain. Port Arthur is heavily minority and its politics have always been tainted by the specter of racial accusations. The school board does waste alot of money, and it should be rich considering all the chemical plants in its tax district, but it also other problems.

The district is heavy on administrators for one thing. It also is forced to pay higher salaries to its teachers due to the dangerous nature of its schools. PAISD has been failing its students for along time and it has finally come to a head.

Kerry Kontinues to Krack.

According to John Feinstein Kerry, unbeknownst to anyone observing, 53% of America's children are not graduating from high school.

Additionally 90% of the elderly subsist off their own waste and 50% of Blacks are still slaves in Virginia.


I love it when an Upper-East coast patrician reveals how out of touch he really is.