Muslims act like barbarians...again.

Buddhist Thais are fleeing from attacks by Muslims in southern Thailand.

The Muslim insurgents mainly are targeting Buddhist teachers and monks in an effort to intimidate Buddhist Thais into fleeing from the region.

I'm sure none of you are surprised. This situation further exposes that the heart of our struggle is a fight against global jihad. I guarantee that these animals are receiving monetary support from the Middle East oil dictators and from western Muslims who see this as a prelude to Muslim gains in Europe and the Americas.

The Muslims in Thailand want a pure Islamic state. They do not want a place were their people can be free. They want a region where they can enforce their thuggish view of their religion on anyone who does not agree with them. They essentially seek to create a Tehran with spicier food.

Surprisingly, 25 teachers have been beheaded. Wonder where they learned that?

This situation draws parallels in my mind to that in France. Both have a Muslim population in the southern part of the nation that is agitating for Sharia and their own Islamic state.

We have already seen intimidation tactics in France, where Jews are beaten and temples torched. Soon they will turn more heavily on the few Frenchmen who have not surrendered their souls to the relativism and hedonism of modernity.

I'm surprised that this has not made international headlines. Hell, Buddhists are being attacked. Where is Richard Gere? I thought that the Hollywood people would come out to defend their second favorite religion, after Islam that is.

The global jihad marches on. I am sure soon their will be a peace deal in Thailand, brokered by Jimmy Carter, in which the Thais give the Muslims everything they want and apologize for their existence. This is the same sort of deal Carter is demanding that the Jews give the Palestinians. This will lead to a rump caliphate that will spread Islamic terror throughout the rest of south and southeast Asia.

2007, the year that will be

It is that time of year again folks. It is time for your humble Wordbearer to make his predictions for the new year. Since, with skills rivaling that of Miss Cleo, I was 100% accurate on my predictions for 2006, I will prognosticate for 2007.

In the year 2007...

Dimocrats will reach out to the Muslim world by declaring Idaho a caliphate and beheading Barney Frank on CNN. The production will earn an Emmy.

A massive gay underground will be exposed in the NFL. This will forever make the term "running the option" an occasion for ribald laughter.

Martians will continue their domiance of Mars unchallenged.

Al Gore will fall into a coma after a joke at the dentist involving an "inconvenient tooth."

In order to bring the point home to the American public, global warming will be rechristened "Sweaty Maker."

China will bow to international pressure and finally admit that Duck Sauce really is mostly turtle.

The tears of Gypsies will be found to be a powerful aphrodisiac. Consequently, Cher will be beaten to death.

Heterosexual pride will be on display that the 145th annual "Homo Beating Parade" in Atlanta Georgia.

Saying the word "Jumanji" will not only be a way to reference a delightful children's movie, but also a convenient way of expressing your hatred of the Jews.

Let's promote a dialogue

By crucifying Santa.

This guy is very very sick. Listen I understand that people dislike the consumerism surrounding Christmas. Personally I try to keep it all in perspective.

This is the wrong way to make a point. All this does is show that this guy is a jerk that misunderstands the magic that is Christmas. Children are the true lovers of Christmas. Their souls are still pure enough to see that there really are magical things that can touch the places in our hearts that we adults have forgotten.

I love the guys justification: "I was just trying to start a dialogue."

That is the most hollow excuse I have ever heard. It is the refrain of the man who has been beaten.

A similar phrase is "Well I have the right to think what I want." Normally this is said by someone who has tried to defend an untenable position and lost.

And an honest man was laid low.

John Bolton, probably this nation's greatest UN Rep, will resign.

John Bolton is an honest man. John Bolton is a decent man. John Bolton is the only one with those traits in the UN.

The Dims have gotten what they wanted. Now the US will take the route they want: appeasing totalitarian thugs and pretending that the barbarians can be turned away with pretty trinkets.

We are Rome and the barbarians are at the gates. Thanks to the Dims one of our best men has been sacrificed on the altar of political correctness and weakness.

May God have mercy on our souls and may our posterity know of the whispered land where men once were free.

Weapons that don't exist, but should

I present my Christmas list.

Other weapons that do not exist but should:

1. Chainsaw Toilet Paper - Just when you think it is safe to use the bathroom...

2. Wedding cake with a midget Ninja inside - just the way to whack a mafia Don on the day of his daughters wedding.

3. The World's Smallest Fiddle filled with the World's Smallest A-Bomb - Where is your sympathy now?

4. A Giant Projector that Projects Naked Pictures of Teddy Kennedy onto the Moon - Suicide inducing

5. The Shatner-Launcher - I...just...can't...contain...it

6. The Electric Burrito - A little death from South of the Border

7. Sushi laced with Polonium - Wait someone has already invented that.