Monday, December 12, 2005

Where have all the fatties gone?

America is now paying the price for the low-fat lunches and children's yoga classes that every "Progressive" parent seems to force on their kids. Now Scotland's youth have passed those of the good old Red, White, and Blue for the world's most obese.

This turnaround can be contributed to the fact that Deep Fried Mars Bars have apparently replaced Haggis as the national dish of Scotland.